𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬

𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎'𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐

-𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛2008

What a cold night it is and our Jibon Chattupadhaye, is seen in his veranda reading an article. An unpleasant man he is or shall i say-

"No.. Is this even a news? News was in our days! Oh what news were those! Now a days all they write is about drama! This celebrity had a divorce! This one went to Maldives! This celbrity had nose job! All rubbish! Idiots!"

See! Nobody even lets me finish my sentence! What have i done? And what can the new reporters exactly do? People like kakoli dutto only likes gossips and now if news reporters does not writes what the audience wants to read, their views will go to patalpuri!(underground)

Who is kakoli dutto? Arrrree You don't know kakuli dutto!? She is the gossip devi in our society! Most famous and most beautiful haha! No no Nonte shut up! Ma told not to talk about her beauty!

By now , i think you have understood that my name is Nonte and i'm a teenage boy and right now i'm watching Jibon jethu(uncle) bickering with Kakoli..sorry aunty.

" Absolute nonsense! I never threw stale fish in your house if you call that a house!" shouted Kakoli aunty like a crow but believe me she looks like a peacock! This Nonte swears to Ma kali!

"oh! Really! Then what is this! And don't dare to call my house-" Jibon jethu shouted but was interrupted by our elegant kakoli aunty " Garbage can!"

"EI!! YOU HAVE TO REPENT! HOW DARE YOU CALL MY HOUSE GARBAGE CAN!'' Jibon jethu roared like a tiger but that didn't last long cause kakoli star- sorry kakoli aunty started laughing!

"Hey why are you laughing? Are mental or what?! Oh sorry you are toh Ranchi's mental witch!" Jibon jethu was the one to laugh now and i was the who was angry like a math teacher!

"WHAT! I'M MENTAL! WITCH?! THEN YOU ARE MENTAL WIZARD?! " Kakoli stole my words which were coming out of my larynx! See the telepathy! We are soulmates!

"YOU WITCH FIRST YOU THREW STALE FISH IN MY HOUSE AND THEN YOU CALLED MY HOUSE A GARBAGE AND NOW YOU - YOU CALLING ME A MENTAL WIZARD?! " Jibon jethu shouted while crashing my dreams of weddings with kakoli sorry kakoli aunty..hehe..

"ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH! I DID NOT THROW ANY STALE FISH IN YOUR SO CALLED HOUSE AND WHY WILL I WASTE A FOOD WHEN I CAN EAT THAT AND DON'T LIE TO ME I SAW YOU TASTING THAT !" kakoli roared like a lioness which made me think of my maths sir of those days...

''OH! SO YOU WERE SPYING ON ME AND WATCHING IF I'M EATING THAT PIECE OF DELICIOUS GARBAGE?! jibon jethu shouted with a detective look from feluda.

"Listen Mr. Chottopaddhay you are crossing your limit! Everyone know i don't gossip-"

"YOU DO!" Every neighbors said in unison except me of course.. How can i just say that thing to my kakuli aunty ..hehe..

"well.. Maybe a little bit but i swear i was just combing my hair on the terrace under the moonlight" kakuli aunty said innocently.. Which made my heart melt! Not actually melt how can my heart melt but it melt in-

"NONTE! IDIOT  MONKEY DONKEY! HOTOBHAGA! COME STUDY! I SWEAR IF YOU FAIL THIS TEST I'M GOING TO ROAST YOU!"

Before i could even finish explaining the melting of my heart... My world famous mother who is known for her beating her son came and dragged me by my ear!
I could not even watch the whole drama between jibon jethu and kakuli AUNTY AUNTY!