The day was a bright shining day. The sun was out and shit. Everything seemed so hella perfect. The kind of perfect like Obama on a unicorn being dragged by hitler on a magic carpet. For the young, HOT, sexy, Joe Wappo it was the perfect day to start his heroin again. "Wow I'm the hella best around." Laughed JOE. "IM PRETTY EVIL TO!!!. *looks at teddy bears and laughs* Honestly I'm just So evil. I'm full of darkness. I feed off souls of the living. I STRIKE FEAR ONTO...*looks at teddy bear* MY SECOND COMMAND ONTO THE ARMY OF DARKNESS!" Joe hopped onto the teddy bear and started to ride it.
"OFF AND AWAY!!"
Joe and Sugar Honey (Bears name) rode off into the distance; into the magical land of Narnia. Joe Wappo looked into Sugar Honey's buttons.
"I...I..I think I love you...."
Just as joe said that he landed onto snow. Sugar Honey left and was never found again.
"COCAINE FOR FREE!!! HEAVVVVEEN!" Screamed Joe was he face planted into the snow. All of sudden, he heard a electric scooter. Like ones of the cool kids ride.
"Come with me if you want to live!" Said the man
"Why not."
Joe Wappo and the stranger took off. They were only going 10 mph, yet it was snazzy af!
The stranger took off his mask. IT WAS HILTER! His sexy mustache shining in the light and the way his 40s hair cut was.... "It just looked... SO SEXY" said Joe and he tried to lick hitler. Twas the start of a amazing journey... Although he's on heroin and HILTER died. eh. Hella rad af!
