Once upon a time, there was a very mysterious, beautiful creature named shrek.
Shrek is very green and very tall.He is 400 years old and lives in a cave and no one knows where he lives.
He used to be human, until a tiny fairy turned him into a ogre.
The reason why was because shrek was a very old man, and had a heart attack because he went to go see if ogres were real and forgot to take food. The fairy gave him an extra live, so now, he actually is an ogre.
When he got back to town, everyone got scared and eventually got caught by the police and kicked out of town.
He found a very beautiful cave on top of a mountain and now that is where he lives.
No one has found him and knows were he lives.
Legend has it that he does not like people. Only his meme family. No one has found him and people say it is a dangerous task to do so.
Shrek and the others feed on rocks and candy. Sometimes Dora goes into the town and gets pizza, cupcakes, tacos and other yummy shit.
Shrek created a meme family and now all the memes live in the cave with Shrek.
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RandomHi there join 7 total fucking dumbasses and their 2 dumb adventures on how they go from discovering forbidden legends to literally battling fucking satan. So um yea enjoy this piece of crap I guess
