The day of the party had finally came!! Carlos took a shower and put on a suit and tie! Silvia Wore her sparkling blue dress! Lahila- Wait shoot Sorry everyone! Thats not how the chapter begins! Let me restart.
Anyway, The day of the party was here, but Carlos and Daveed just went in Their BFDI T-Shirts, Spongebob Socks, and my little pony skirts. Silvia and Lahilani went in their regular clothes.
Carlos pulled up to everyones houses in his hot wheels car. They looked like punks in the car and they even got the goths, punks and emos jealous.
They then entered a sketchy dark alley. There was a very dark forest ahead. "This is the address right Carlos?" Said Daveed. "It is," Said Carlos. Before he could continue, Silvia said Nervously, "Is M-Mr Centifonti P-P-Pranking us?" "I hope not." Said carlos "maybe the party at the end of the forest."
They then reached a cliff and had to get out of there car at that point. "Hey look!" Said Silvia, "I see colorful lights on the other side! Maybe we are here!". "Thats great but how are we gonna get across?" Said Laihlani. "I DON'T KNOW WE ARE HOPELESS!" Said Carlos angrily.
He started rageing and he accidentally pussed daveed of the cliff! "Oh great Carlos. Just Great." Laihlani and Silvia where about to throw carlos of the cliff and go home but then Daveed came back up flying with his magical farts!! "I will fly all of you guys to the other side! Get on my back!" Said Daveed.
Everyone hopped on his back and then Carlos accidentally pooped his pants!! An eagle then grabbed Carlos from his foot because the eagle had a foot fetish. Anyway, the foot fetish eagle took carlos to his nest! No one noticed tho so Daveed continued flying. The eagle then licked to poopoo off of Carlos ass. Then he dropped Carlos and Fell back on Daveed.
They finally got to the party!! When they entered, they noticed that it was just an old deserted shaggy castle. "I knew it! We got scammed!!" Screamed Carlos "Come on Daveed, Fly us home.". Suddenly, They heard a strange noise.
They saw someone with a scary mask and robe. They tried to run but they couldn't. The man kidnapped them and They ended up in a slaughterhouse. "Well this is the end guys." Said Carlos. They then followed the light through the tunnel.
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RandomHi there join 7 total fucking dumbasses and their 2 dumb adventures on how they go from discovering forbidden legends to literally battling fucking satan. So um yea enjoy this piece of crap I guess