Chia Pet and the Abusive Gays [Oneshots]

Chapter 1: [Milk]

Third Person's pov:

It was a lovely day, when Gyakutai decided to go for a walk to the shops. It needed milk because its father and mother, Daddy zuck and James Charles, had abandoned it when it was a baby. Not even 2 hours old. They both took one look at it, and decided it was best to leave it to fend for itself.

It walked along the old crooked footpath, and began humming a song. What song could it be, you ask? It was the song the Rock raps in. The Author totally knows the name of the song. Deffo. Kokichi can confirm. Anyways. As it was walking, it noticed a sketchy playground. Being the dumbass it is, it went in there.

Gyakutai walked through the grass, because its too stupid to go on the footpath. Its prolly going to get leaches stuck to its legs. Suddenly, Gyakutai looked up, excitedly. It had found a public bathroom. Holy crap, it thought. Well.. . If it even could think.

It walked into the men's bathroom, and went up to the urinals, sniffing the piss smell. Then it started to lick them. God, did it love the taste of piss. It looked over to the left, and saw a urinal with piss still in it. It squealed with excitement, and ran over.

It rolled its sleaves up, and stuck its hands in the urinal, throwing the piss all over itself, becoming drenched with it. How delicious, it thought. It was so happy to finally be able to drink, and smell, and bathe in piss.

There was just one last thing it needed. Piss in milk. It looked around for a cup, which, luckily, it found one, scooping up some piss, drinking a little, before saving the rest for the milk. Piss was its favourite flavour of milkshake.

It danced around in awe, at the piss it found, when out of nowhere, it smelled something. Something that wasn't piss. It was confused, non the less, but it went over to where the smell was coming from. A toilet stall.

It opened the door, and looked in the toilet. There was shit in there. How wonderful for it! It also loves shit! Especially when it's fresh from the ass! It made weird clapping movements, and scooped some up with its hands. No gloves needed.

Then, it shoved some in its mouth. What a treat! It smiled, and placed some shit in its bag, making the wet shit soak into it. It smiled, knowing it would have an amazing meal tonight. Remembering the milk, it got up, and walked out of the bathroom, without washing its hand.

There was still shit and piss on its hands. People stared at it, looking at the shit stained hands. "Mummy, what is that brown stuff Humpty Dumpty has on his hands?" Asked a little boy. The mother covered the child's eyes, "Sweety, that's not Humpty Dumpty. That's a horrible creature."

The boy was confused, but nodded his head. They both walked off, away from Chia Pet. It was sad. It had no friends. How depressing. It walked a bit further, and came to a playground. It wanted to go on the swings, but the children playing on them shoved it away. Luckily they didn't touch the shit and piss stained hands.

Gyakutai sat in the barkchips. They were putting splinters up its ass, but it didn't mind. It quite liked it, actually. But we won't talk about that, right now. It cried for some friends to play with. Suddenly, to weird kids came up to it.

"Stop crying, you little bitch boy. We're gonna take you away." Said the blonde haired kid. Gyakutai looked up, smiling, thinking it finally made some friends! The black haired kid smiled back, before throwing it into a metal pole, knocking it out.

"That was easier than expected," she said. The blonde haired kid agreed, and then dragged Gyakutai out of the sketchy playground, and into a sussy alleyway. They threw it down a pot hole that lead to the sewers, and it landed in the sussy green shit and piss water. Not that it would've minded, honestly.

The kids jumped down, and continued dragging it. "Hey, maybe we should drown it?" Asked the blonde haired kid. The black haired kid nodded in agreement, and they shoved its face in the water, with their feet, of course.

Gyakutai was dying. Being murdered by these two antaganous kids. The kids laughed once they knew it was dead. They then ran off, deeper into the sewers, to god knows where. They prolly live there, to be honest.

There lied Gyakutai Meinu. The piss sniffer everyone hated, dead.. . What a tragic ending to its story. That's where its life ended, I guess?

It never got to get its milk.