Chia Pet and the Abusive Gays [Oneshots]

Halloween

Third Person's pov:

It was Halloween night, and Gyakutai was getting ready to go trick or treating. Halloween was Gya's favourite holiday! Free lollies, seeing friends [not that it had any.], parties! So many activities to do! Now, you might be wondering what it dressed up as? Well, as you can guess, it has something to do with piss. That's right. A jug filled with piss, with floating pieces of shit in it.

Gyakutai stepped out of its house, and didn't lock the door, as usual, and started walking down the street. It did it casually, as it did every halloween, but this year it wasn't the same.

Gya came up to the first house, and knocked on the door. While it waited, a group of kids came up behind it. "Hello," on of the kids said, "have you gotten lollies from anyone here, or is there no one home?" Gyakutai stood there, slowly turning around. Once the kids saw its face, they screamed and ran away. They were terrified.

Gya was confused on why people hate it so much. The owner of the house opened the door, worried, because of the kid's screams. They looked around for the kids, not finding them, but then looked down to see Gyakutai. "Uh.. . Hello? Where there other people here? Where did they go?" Asked the poor house owner.

But once they saw Gyakutai's face, they slammed the door shut, and turned off all the house lights. It was even more confused than before. All it wanted was some lollies. So, it walked away from the house, and went to the next one.

There were pumpkins outside, and orange lights hung from the trees. Gya walked up to the door, and knocked like at the last house. This time the owner opened up straight away! "Hello, happy Halloween!" She shouted, cheery as ever. Gyakutai make some strange noises, and started shaking its ass.

The woman stared at it, and slowly stepped backwards, before closing the door. Oh how depressing it was for Gyakutai. It was never able to make friends, or get any lollies. Kokichi can confirm that.

It decided to leave its neighbourhood, and went to the one two blocks away. Not too far, but not too close, either. Since Gyakutai was so idiotic, it tended to forget directions alot, so being only two blocks away was good enough for it.

Gyakutai came to a stop as it saw someone dressed as Sans. Gya started clapping its hands, and made those noises Sans makes. Suddenly, lots of Sans fangirls ran up to the Sans cosplayer, and started fighting over them. The Sans cosplayer was scared, and ran away, quickly, while the girls were fighting with eachother.

Gya walked for a few hours. No one really knew why it took it so long to take 5 steps, but it did. It always did. So as it got to the next house, it was already 1:00am. Everyone had packed up, and went to bed. But Gyakutai didn't know that.
Then out of nowhere, it started hearing noises. Strange noises. Not the stupid ones it makes. It was stood in place. It couldn't move. When suddenly a hand covered its mouth, so it couldn't breathe. Its hands were tied up, and something was dropped into it's eyes.

It didn't know what it was, until it felt unbearable pain. It was bleach. Someone had thrown bleach in its eyes for some ungodly reason. Anyways. Gyakutai was dragged away, and into a sussy abandoned mall.

The kidnappers shoved it to the ground, and kicked it once, each. They started laughing, evily, as Gyakutai screamed in pain. They started circling around it, watching as the bleach started going to its brain, causing it to almost black out. But sadly, for the kidnappers, it didn't.

"Hey, Isaiah," the short kidnapper said, "where's that sussy medicine vaccine thing you got from that old hospital down the road?" The blonde haired one laughed, walking over to an old boost juice smoothie bar, and grabbing some serum and a needle. "Right here," he replied.

They both started laughing, and looked at Gyakutai. The blonde one walked up to the short one, giving it the serum. "Hold this for a sec," he said as he got the needle ready. The short one nodded, and held onto it. Finally, the needle was ready. The blonde haired one took the serum, and drawed it up into the needle.

Then, he stabbed it into Gyakutai's arm, injecting whatever the hell was in the liquid. "Don't worry, you're going to be fine!" Said the short one. "Now.. ." They begun, "Shut up, you little bitch!" She yelled as she pulled out another needle, with green stuff in it. They then shoved it in Gyakutai's eye ball, making its eyes turn white. The kidnappers laughed maniacally, and kicked it a bit more.

Suddenly sirens were heard. The kidnappers looked at eachother, nodding, and then ran off, into the forest behind the building. Gyakutai lied there on the floor, unable to breathe properly. Medics came into the room, and found it lying there.

Once they saw its face, they decided to not even help it. Why would someone call the ambulance and police on it? It was disgusting looking. "Ew." Said one of the police officers. As they looked at Gya's face. "We shouldn't help that," another one said. Everyone else in the room agreed, and walked out, not even taking the body with them.

Once they got out of the building, they headed towards the chief of police, sitting in the driver's seat of the police car, arm resting outside the window, sunglasses on, and a hat. He looked at his team. "Hey! There you are! I told you we shouldn't worry about that thing!" He said.

The fellow officers and paramedics looked at him. "How did you know?" They asked. The chief of police looked at them. "I have my ways." He said, pulling down his glasses. Behind them were purple lilac eyes, and he was making a creepy face, putting one finger up to his lips.

Suddenly, another crime was reported. "Aight, bitches! Get in! We're gonna catch some lowlife criminals!" He shouted, and everyone got into their vehicles. You prolly wouldn't guess, the chief of police was actually 17 years old. But he wouldn't tell anyone.

In the back of the police car, two cops were whispering to eachother. "Ya know, sometimes I think the chief's apart of some cult," a cop with blue hair, and olive green eyes started. Another cop with dark brown hair, and green eyes nodded. "I agree. He's probably working with the two criminals who started this crime, tonight," he said.

The chief of police, working with criminals? Now that is something the chief of police can confirm.

.. . Kokichi can confirm.