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Conversations After the Breakup
To my roommate:
Please add ice cream and vodka
to the grocery list. You know what –
get whipped cream.
He did it in a text message.
To my best friend:
Let’s call him.
Well, I think it is a great idea.
What’s it mean when the bartender
gives me water when I ask
for a martini?
To his voice-mail (1):
You left some mail at my place.
I’ll be home all night, if you want
to come over. Just ring the bell
and I’ll ring yours.
to his voice-mail (3):
I found three pairs of boxer shorts
mixed in with my laundry.
Your ties are cuddled beside the gold
bracelet you bought for my birthday.
They smells like you.
to his voice mail (5):
Does that bitch ever
fuck you in the bathtub?
to his voice mail (8):
How is your voice-mail full?
to my boss:
It’s one of those, light-sensitive,
eyes blurry, can’t stand straight,
kind of migraines. I think I am just
going to crawl into bed.
to my mother:
It just didn’t work out.
Don’t worry about it.
I can find someone else to go
to cousin Kathy’s wedding with —
No, I don’t know who yet.
to my father
(who my mother forced on the line):
Are the Pats winning?
Its still the second quarter,
they can catch up.
to my travel agent:
Cancel it.
I can’t go to Barbados alone.
I already pictured us
on the beach.
to my therapist:
I am just so full of acceptance
and he is just so full of excuses.
to myself:
take a breath.
relax your shoulders.
pretend you don’t remember
how to spell his name
or what his fingers feel like
dancing on your skin.
to him:
(when he walked up to
my apartment two weeks later):
I mailed your letters,
dropped your clothes at your mothers,
and lost your number.
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