Sarah Paulson/characters one shots

48 Cordelia Goode (I)

*GP and a f@%k ton of other stuff, you've read this far you should know
Requested by UrwestcoastloveR *

It's funny how a simple "what's your point?" Can lead to something quite....intense.

Maddison and I had made plans to go to the bar down town, I was excited, wearing my nicest suit -gimme a break I haven't been out in forever- until maddi barged in wearing the sluttiest dress known to man kind... "and what the fuck is this? What're you my bodyguard???" She pointed unamused at my outfit "it's nice okay?" I shit back defending myself, she laughed "bitch you ain't wearing that" she grabs my wrist pulling me out of my room towards hers, Cordelia catches sight and mutters "nice suit" as I'm rushed past her.

Maddi yanks me into her room "as hot and high class you look right now babes, we're going to a down town bar not a high end restaurant" she says rifling through her drawers and closests "AHA!" She pulls out a pair of black ripped shorts, a green net under shirt -if you could call it that- and a fuck ton of bracelets "tell me you're wearing a black lace bra at least?" Her tone indicating she doesn't want to shop prior to our night out "of course, what're you gonna ask next if I'm wearing my neon green thong?" I huff, acting annoyed but knowing this was all in good fun "actually yes, are you?" She laughs in disbelief and humour "luckily for you slut I am" I say pushing her to the bed "we aren't even drunk and you wanna ride me already hmm?" She smirks from under me, I smirk back and lean into her ear "yes daddy" I moan, she goes rigid before we both start laughing till we can't breathe "k-Hahah keep that on hand tonight haha" she says holding her stomach.

I change and walk to the front door before realising I haven't changed my shoes, fixed up my make up or have maddi, I run back upstairs to her room finding her standing there smirking hands on her hips "forget anything?" She jabs "ah ha, shut up and fix me bitch" I say, sitting on her bed she comes over with "THE SHOES" as we like to call them, and her make up that she bought for me specifically "our styles are really different yet we're somehow friends" she muster focusing on my face, as she turns to pick up something I mutter back "I tolerate you mads" we start giggling "hurry uuuuppp" I whine, getting impatient and slightly worried I'll be caught looking like a 70s coloured corner worker.

Eventually she finally completes my look, we March out the front door, no one seeing us or our slutty outfits. Once we arrive at the bar, there's strobe lights covering every single inch of the floor, we giggle and run up to the bar and order each other's drink, something that we do consistently "I'll have a shot of vodka and a gin and tonic" the bartender gives me a wary look before seeing me point to maddi then nodding, I hear the end of her order "-the beach and a special shot" the woman she's giving the order to give her the same look as the man in front of me, maddi doing the same motion as I came walking over to me, I watched the woman at the bar stare at us "she's staring, give her a show?" I mutter, my body is faaar from Maddison's, I am the butch lesbian looking friend, the broad shouldered fuck boy chick that everyone assumes is dating maddi or the other girls at the coven, all in all I keep in shape and prefer masculine clothes so I'm labelled as such, my attention is drawn back to maddi, she's pulling me in for a kiss and just as quick I return it keep dark eye contact with the bar woman "fuck that's hot, maybe you two have room for another" I hear, it's not even been 10 minutes and a drunkard is already hitting on us.
Only this time it's different, he's holding my hips from behind, usually it's maddi receiving this treatment. I pull maddi away from him and walk over to the bar for our drinks, utterly ignoring this drunk, taking the hint he leaves to bother some other woman, after we finish our drinks we run to the dance floor and just spend our night dancing, drinking, laughing and making out.

*few hours later*

We stumble into the hallway in the coven house "s-shhhh" I giggle covering maddi's mouth, we giggle more surely waking someone, I pull maddi up to her room, making sure she's in bed safely before stumbling so quietly into mine "I- haha I don't recall this being on my door" I say staring at the painted door, I stumble back toward the railing and drop to my ass "oooowww" I whine still trying to stifle giggles, the worst part about drinking is that maddi is a black out drunk, I cannot back out from drinking unless it's fatal or critical rather so I'm usually left alone giggle with my thoughts.
'Let's go dance in the living roooom' I jump up at the thought and leg it down to the living room, putting in the Bluetooth earphones sober me leaves for nights like this on the couch side table "awhaaaa I wanah dance wi sum bodiiiii, oooooooo I wahner feel the HEEAT wiv sung body" I'm now singing and dancing around the room, slowly getting bored of the song "fuck it imma listen to some guuud shit" I say laying on the floor with a thump and started humming Fleetwood Macs song Rhiannon "N woodnt you luuuv to luuuv 'er" I start stumbling over my words but enjoying myself non the less, I jump up and start twirling like Misty usually does, I throw my head back widen my arms and spin like I'm in the rain under a orange street light "n whoo will be 'er luvahhh?" I feel arms wrap around my waist suddenly and a earphone taken from my ear, I smile already knowing who I've summoned "I didn't know you listened to Fleetwood Mac" her southern like accent wrapping around the words flawlessly, I spin and snuggle into her neck forcing her head off my shoulder, her arms wrapped around me "do you think she likes me misty?" I say, sobering up in the witches arms "oh so much sweetheart, she doesn't shut up about you" I giggle hearing misty say anything remotely close to swearing "but you've got yourself in such big trouble, especially in that outfit of yours little one" she hums resting her head on mine, I tremble in her arms suddenly feeling cold "I wan go beds now" I start mumbling softly snuggling closer into her warmth "let's go upstairs to bed then hmm?" She whispers in my ear and pulls my along, like she's shielding me from something, I yawn and startle misty by jumping up and clinging to her "oh little one, you're too cute" she mumbles, I hear something like "shes like a cat" but unsure if that was in my head or not.

Misty tucked me into my bed leaving the door open a crack, her footsteps retreating from my bedside after placing down some water and tablets on my bedside table, I start falling asleep almost immediately.
Someone has pulled themselves under my covers and pushed their body flush against mine, like an extra security blanket....