Blue: Bacon kissed me!
Hat Guest: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Blue: It was unbelievable!
Hat Guest: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Noob: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Hat Guest, get the wine and unplug the phone. Blue, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Blue: Oh, it ended very well.
Hat Guest: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Noob: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Blue: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Noob: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Blue: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Hat Guest and Noob: Ohhh.
*Meanwhile*
Bacon eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Lavender: Tongue?
Bacon: Yeah.
Lavender: Cool.
