It was a regular day in Ikebukuro..
well as normal as it can be as the famous destruction duo ran about the streets of Ikebukuro. Passerbys moving out the way, locals hopeing it will end soon, and torrist looking pale in the face wishing they visited somewhere, anywhere else.
Now you must be wondering how did we get here...again, what did the info broker do to provoke the false blonde to have him chasing him with a stop sign well the answer is....
Absolutely Nothing.
Yes, you read correctly.
Now I know you're like 'Oh, Izaya was going to get some Russia Sushi an accidentally Shizuo saw him as he walked out' or 'Shizuo thought Izaya was up to something again an has chased him from Shinjuku all the way to Ikebukuro'
Both of those are situations that have happened before that could be categorized as 'nothing' but it seems I should say the actual reason of why there chasing each other now.
30 Minutes Ago
Izaya's POV
I'm so bored... I've finished all my work an Namie has already gone home so I can't bother her with so ridiculous questions.
I can't bother Shinra either he went on a day vacation with Celty his love....love....lover...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE....oh wait... he's working with Tom-san an Bitch today (I don't care what anyone says, she tried to kill me and take my man) hm a text wouldn't hurt though.
Izaya's Phone
Izaya: Heeeeey Shizu-chan~
Shizu-chan💖: Not now flea I'm working.
Izaya: I KNOW! But I'm reeeeally bored 😣 Entertain me just for a little bit, huh?☺️
Shizu-chan💖:....
Fuck no. I'm turning my phone off now see you later Izaya
Izaya: WHAT NOOOO, please Shizu-chan 🥺 you can do this to me I thought you loved me😞
At this rate I'm better off just taking a nap if Shizuo really won't text me, but I can't be too selfish he is at work hm I'll see him tomorrow anyways but still sometimes I just want extra attention from my boyfriend. You can't blame me.
Shizuo's POV
This damn idiot.
"Hey, Tom-san something came up is it okay if I get off work early today?"
"Yeah sure, I have Vorona here with me don't worry, but what happened?"
My boyfriend is being a little shit, but I also wanna hang out with him so I'm being a irresponsible adult to be with him.
"Um, nothing to big I just really need to go"
"Hm, well alright then, don't do anything stupid."
.... Izaya Orihara is my boyfriend...I don't think I can do anything stupider than that.
( a/n get's your minds out of the gutter)
"I know alright, See ya Tom-San, Vorona"
Shizuo's Phone
Shizuo: Come to Ikebukuro
🌸Flea🌸: Huh... why the sudden invite I thought you were working?
Shizuo: Shut up... I..I asked to get off early.
Shut up I know your laughing...
We haven't gave chance in a while as you always say don't want people thinkin' we've gone soft right?
( a/n Out... the gutter....)
🌸Flea🌸:😂 Very true my love great insight I should be there in about 15 minutes
Shizuo:...you were already on your way here weren't you....😤
🌸Flea🌸:I just got on the train 😋 See you soon Shizu-chan 😘
Shizuo:🙄 See you soon flea ❤️
Present
Shinra POV
Ahh Today was a wonderful...
Keyword 'was'...
I just wanted to take my wonderful, my beautiful, my everything, my Celty on a simple day trip Ikebukuro.... So you must understand how pissed I was when my Celty dropped my hand to prevent my best friend from slamming head first into a telephone pole. Admittedly he still hit the pole just not with his face, I understood why she didn't prevent him from hitting the pole entirely, but Izaya's still my best friend....an best paying customer so when I see his evident wounds in his face, I'm severely worried yet, pissed off of who done it...then after Celty put's Izaya down, she stops a stop sign from colliding with said telephone pole...so know I'm even more pissed.
Because me an Celty's day out was interrupted by two restless CHILDREN.
"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!??
I THOUGHT YOU'D GUYS STOP THIS ONCE YOU STARTED DATING!! What did you do this time Izaya??"
I'm met with a smirk from Izaya and a sheepish look from Shizuo... Why did I like these guys again???
"I...did absolutely nothing, I was just going along with Shizuo."
No fucking way....
"No fucking way, Shizuo what is he going on about, I know you had work today an I know your not irresponsible enough to skip out on work to chase Izaya so there must be a valid reason"
"Well....I did go to work today but then Izaya texted me saying he was bored...and"
I'm very sure the next thing he says is going to have charge Izaya triple his usually pay....
"And, I asked Tom-san for the rest of the day off an texted Izaya to come meet me in Ikebukuro so we could run around Ikebukuro.... I'm sorry Shinra"
You have to be kidding me....
"So your telling me, Izaya said he was bored so you purposely, left work...to..to what was the point of the game exactly?"
"TAG!"
This info broker be picking the wrong times to be all happy go lucky I swear to everything I know to it.
"Tag...a city wide game of tag that involves property damage bill's an civilian death threats..."
"Yes."
He's full blown smiling now an Shizuo looks like a child being scoled cause he knew what he did was wrong, CAUSE IT WAS...I need to pay them back for this...but how? OH! hehehe that'll work nicely.
"Haaa do you have any shame Izaya? Don't answer that. But sense you here an I don't want to see you two next week I'm going to give you your physical's now come here I still have to patch you up Izaya first cause I want you out my fast the fastest"
"Aw, words hurt you know Shinra."
"I'm fully aware, now get over here"
1 hour later
"Now get out"
I've patched them both up an gave them each a physical and a shot of pain reliever.
"Hey, Shinra I'm really sorry alright and thanks for the relievers even though I don't really need them."
"Yes, yes, I know your sorry an no problem what are friends for? Oh an Izaya don't give Celty any job's for the next week an before you say why we're going to Paris to leave us alone good day"
"You two Shinra"
I heard them say in unison albeit muffled though sense I already slammed the door in there face...this is going to be interesting sadly I won't be here to witness it all....
Better start packing now the effects should start around 6am it's 8pm now and our flight is at 5am.
"Come here Celty let us start packing an hope the city isn't in ruins by there childish games by the time we come back"
'Oh, don't say that, Shizuo just wanted to spoil Izaya a bit an he promised he'll make sure Izaya will be on his best behavior while we're gone, please don't worry....love 💕'
"AWWW CELTY, I LOVE YOU TOO!!!"
'HEY, stop the selective reading dumbass!!!'
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Bored (SHIZAYA)
Fanfiction(A Fluff fest for Shizaya lovers.) Izaya's bored.... Shizuo wants to spoil his Boyfriend. They need to get patched up by Shinra.... An some how shit get's WORST! Let's just say Izaya's not bored anymore. (I was gonna put this as a filler for my othe...
