Izaya's POV
I wake up an I'm in pain all over, which doesn't make sense we didn't do anything extra maybe I am getting old, oh the agony. Anyway I need to take piss.
I crawl out from under Shizuo's arm untangle our legs an head to the bathroom. I walked to the toilet...then do a double take at the mirror. Then scream like a little bitch I felt like in the moment for what I'm currently seeing.
Because if my screaming it cause a half sleep Shizu-chan to crash in to the bathroom which results in both of screaming at eachother for what we're truly seeing.
"WHY ARE YOU A NEKO??"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE DOG EAR'S!?..... wait what did you call me?"
"Um...a...ehm a neko...."
We stare at each other for a few minutes still on the bathroom floor mind you an we both yell.
"DAMN YOU SHINRA KISHITANI"
After calming down an getting ready for the day
"What are we going to do Izaya?"
"Well the 1st thing I'm going to do is contact Shinra"
Izaya's Phone
Izaya: What the fuck did you do.
Crazy Doc 🔪: OH! you finally realized, I was hoping they would click in while you two were sleep 😁
Izaya: SHINRA!!!
Crazy Doc 🔪: 😂 don't worry Izaya, no reason to be so catty hehehe
Izaya:...💢
Crazy Doc 🔪: okay okay but seriously It will go away, an sooner or later you two will be back to normal.
And before you ask no theres no cure.
Izaya:...I fucking hate you.
Crazy Doc 🔪: HAHA! feelings neutral, oh an tell Shizuo I'm blocking his number too have a good time 😂😂
Izaya: SHINRA!!!
Izaya: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Izaya:Ugh YOUR SO ANNOYING!!!!🤬
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Crazy Doc 🔪: *You're
Izaya:🖕🏻
"I fucking hate Shinra.~"
"So I'm guessing we can't get rid of it?"
"Yes, he said it's go away how long they'll be he didn't say."
"Damnit, I can't go to work like this"
"Same here I can have any appointments like this"
....
"oh"
The realization both hit me an Shizu-chan the same time.
"We can't go to work like this... meaning we have to call in"
"Which means I have to postpone my appointment's an tell Shiki-san my situation with little to no details"
"We have to.... together"
Say the last part at the same time.
No one's POV
And with that they both get comfortable on the couch an cuddle each other all night.
"I've I ever told you I love you so much I'd kill anyone for you??~"
"Uh, I'd hate to break this to you Izaya but you once threatened to kill a man because he didn't have the right information, but I was the wrong man that doesn't mean much."
"Huh...oh well..um, I'd die for, my love"
"Hm, we tried to kill eachother multiple times an I've seen your therapist getting a therapist after helping you, doesn't work either"
"Seriously?~"
"Seriously."
"Well, fine I'd stop disliking Vorona for you"
"Aw, really? I love you too flea"
"I love you Shizu-chan"
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Bored (SHIZAYA)
Fanfiction(A Fluff fest for Shizaya lovers.) Izaya's bored.... Shizuo wants to spoil his Boyfriend. They need to get patched up by Shinra.... An some how shit get's WORST! Let's just say Izaya's not bored anymore. (I was gonna put this as a filler for my othe...
