James Charles called Daddy Lucifer. Ur not going to believe what's next *gasp*
Warning ⚠️ emoshional
"You called me when you wanted you called me when you needed, and you called when Ed Sheeran was not good enough to rail UwU." Lil Nas X suddenly appeared out of a crack from hell literally reverse pole dancing.
"Oh hey sisterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
James was torn between his sexy demon man and his little pasty ginger boi crying on the ground. He had already impregnated his omega so he was like really trying to decide whether or not to rail the shit out of Ed Sheeran or like be a good daddy to his unborn child with Satan and lil nas x in the depths of hell. "👹👹👹Ï WÆÑT👹👹 SŒMÊÖŃĖ 👹TØ 👹LŌVĘ MÉ👹👹"
Then suddenly Jesus fell from the clouds. "Are you fucking cheating on me?! I'm telling the sky daddy."
"JESUS WAIT-"
"Damnnn a sister scandal."
Jesus ascended to heaven and he didn't return back to earth ever again. This was just an exception because God said he could see lil nas x for "platonic" reasons. Idk what Jesus is trying to convince the almighty sky daddy of, the closet is glass. #jesusisatwinkconfirmed
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Shape of You Sister-James Charles x Ed Sheeran
Action⚠️TW⚠️this is a very emotional story this is also a true story because I said so idk how to copyright © stuff so this story is mine and if you steal it I will commit arson
