"buster did you mean shivers as in scared or like attracted to?"
james hesitated. "im not going to answer that question u cute little saucy ginger."
james then ate his makeup brush just because. "babe are you hungry?" asked ed.
"yes sister." he then grabbed ed sheeran's guitar and ate one of the strings.
"wtf mate you can't just eat my guitar I need that to write my lil cute romance brit'ish songs smh."
"im still hungry sister uwu"
james grabs ed's ass. he starts eating it because yes. "uh mayte why are you eating my ass?"
"because it gives me the shivers owo. Im gonna need some siracha because ur so white and unflavored."
"ooo I can write a song about this uwu"
ed sheeran grabbed his guitar somehow while james was committing cannibalism and then out of no where vladimir putin did the rasputin dance and james charles and edsheeran joined in and they looked so hawt together
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aw arent they so cute uwu
ed sheeran if you are reading this, pls write a song about eating someone's spicy ass but it's not figurative sexy language its for real eating someone's ass because i dont think anyone writes songs about cannibalism it will be so quirky owo
