I am Error Sans.....WAIT WHAT??? (very old and discontinued

Chapter 1 - Where am I?

Error: "HeLLo"

Error:

Ugh... What-

*FLASHBACK*

Unknown 1: Ugh what a waste of money              

Unknown 2: How can my smartness and beauty give birth to this dumb thing!

???: It's your fault I ended up like this. I can and will report you for child abuse. I'll take this convo to the court.

Unknown 3: Sister, you are a disappointment.

Unknown 3 push ??? over a cliff

??? closed their eyes and waited patiently for death. ??? felt huge pain when their body hit the end of the cliff and roll into the ocean

*END OF FLASHBACK*

My head is killing me with questions. First, how am I still alive? Second, where the heck am I? Third, it's to god dang bright. Fourth, wait was that even a question?

"̷I̶ ̴n̴E̷e̷D̴ ̵t̸O̸ ̴r̵E̴S̶t̶-̸ ̴W̴H̴O̵A̶ ̶w̷H̵a̷T̵ ̶t̸H̵E̵ ̸a̸C̴t̵u̵A̴L̷ ̴H̷e̶C̵K̴?̴!̷ ̶W̵h̴Y̷ ̴d̶O̸ ̶I̴ ̵s̸O̴U̵N̶d̷ ̸S̶o̶ ̷G̴L̶i̸t̴C̶h̴Y̴?̶!̶!̴"̸

I need to rest honestly. Is this what happens when I stay up too much? Ehhh whateves. I couldn't care less, now I want to check if there is something wrong with how I look.

*5 seconds later*                                                                                                                                                                                

A̸̳͙̞͉̩̩͕̎̄̃͂͒͆̎̔̆͆̓͆̌̆̊̏̂̋ǎ̴̤̼͇͊͂́̊̆̈́̀̌̽͂̌̄̈͘͝Ă̸̡̧̻̪͔̦̖̜̠͓͍̺͂̈͛̊͐̅͗̿́̋̑̒͘͘͝ã̴̡̹̜̭̺̜̰̣̲̟̠̙̅͂̅̀̉̌͂͋̓̈̌͐̊̋͐́̽͠a̴̤̻̠̠̼̰̻͈̳̱̻̭̮̫͎̥͚̿̄̏͐̊̊̿͑̇̿̌͗ͅa̷̙͕͋̀́̋̒͆̈́͌̅͂͋̀͛͑͆̕͘a̸̛̠̹͈̳̲̜̼̜̘͊̽͌̽͐͆̍̈́̒̐̚͘͝͝A̴̰̭̰̘̟̮̞̜̙͙͐́͜ͅa̸̢̨̤͓̗̼̮̳̹̦̭͉̲̽̌͜͝͝ą̸̛͎̳͇̈́͆̃̓͊̉̃̽͋̌͐͛̀̓͂̈́͛̊͝͝A̸̢̤̹̥̺͕̰̟̩͓͕̻̰̫̟̪̣̙̍̅̉͠A̴̡̢̮͉͇̺͉̮̩̰͑͛͊a̷̧͉̞̤̺͉̤͈̹̠̣̯̯͚̯̠͖͖̋̏͛̌̌͒͐̒͊́A̶̯̟͇̜̻͓͈̗̪̻̱͎͓̹̲̳̫̰̙̾͐͑̐͘Ḁ̷̢̢̢̛͙̣̩͖̣̮͍̳͚̜̝̺̲̔͛̾̏̾̐͛̈́͗͋̂̅̑̒̒͝A̴̧̢̹̗͈̞̦̠̞̲͈̺̫̦͎͙̙̎̽̀̓̊́́A̷̳̟̬̰̲͎̮̳͈͚̟̰̻͉͈͈̤̥̜͔̖͗̏͂́̂̽͊̈́͐͐͑̓̈́̈́̃̇͒͘͝a̴̛̻̜̋̀͊́̚A̴̢̛̯̺̯̮̻̹͔͔̜̞̠̞͖͚̐̎̋͛̌͑͑͑̍̃͌͋̉̈́a̵͔̝̲͔͊̏̅̈͆́͠ȃ̶̧̨̡̡̢͖͎̣̤̹̘̠͉̩̠̜̞̥̙͚̭̔̍̑̋͝ͅH̷̨̧̩̝̟̗͛̈̇̈́͂̓̀̒̽͌̚H̶̛͍͇͕̰̥̫͎̬͖͉̼͕̥̦̩̼̯̼̊̆̂̌̋̏̏̀̆̈́̋͑̉͊͗̎͜͠͝H̶̢̨̨̨̥̤͍̜̲͓͉͍̺̝̫̮͉̙̮̬̩̍̌h̶̡̢̤̝̮̜̤͙͚͒ͅH̶̡̱̫̙̥͉̠̳̳̖͈͕͚̥͕͗̽͗̈́̌̐̈́̌̑͂͊̋͑̚̚͘͘͜͠ḧ̵̡̖̬͍̹̙͔̤̝̻̙̼̥̜͉͉̭̲̱̀̆̌̐́̐̌͊̐̀̓͋̀̈́͊̀̍̄͜͝͝ͅH̶̨̧͎̻̱̮̬̲̻̳̎͛͒̋́̑̌̊̂͂͆̍̓͋̑̂̀̊̐ͅḦ̸̢͍̝̠̻͉̩̝͔̜̥̥̘́̔͑̐͌̈̄͆́̔̀̏̋̉ͅh̸̢̡͇̙̮͍̤̙̬͛͆̇́̏̀̐h̸̟̜͎͚̗̓̆̓̊̆̓͜H̶̨̢̲̼̝͙̜̱̒͗̾̓̃͝H̴̛̳̝̜͎̬̝̭̮͍͕̐̀͌̑̔̅̽̈́̌͌̈́̉̍h̸̢̨̛͔̹̥͕̼̥̬͚̼̄͑̆̀̇̾͌́̈̈͗́̿̈́͌͜ͅḫ̷̭̘̅̕h̷̨̠̙̥͕̤̃̍̀̾̍̔́̃̀́̓͑͘͜h̸̛͔͉̼͖͍͔̩̰̜̪̳̀̆̐̈́̔́͗̈́͂̀̄͝H̸͕͒́͆̑́̾̄̈́̀̏͑̀̑͑̄̐̾̄͋̚̕͘h̴̛̟̼̠̥̟͙̩̲̬̦̪̭̪͔̪̳͚͉́͊͗̽̃́̉̆͆̽̏͌̃̚̚̚͠ͅh̵̢̢̡̨͎͕͍͖̣̹̳̗̗̬̟̩̀̑͊̈͒̒̌̇̇́̕͜͝͠͠͝͠ͅh̷̞̖̺̲̠̗̠̭̫̺̰͂̌̈̾̑̽̅̔̂̒̿̓̀͊̔̿̕͝͝͠ͅh̸̨̪̻̙͕̞̭̜̱̟̪̳̦̻̼̎̏̃̿̉͊̀͊̈́́̐͂̒̑̒͜ͅḩ̶̹͖̩͔̜̪̖̒́̀̃̍̐̑̀͆̓͑̋͒̏̅̈́̉̂͂͘͝!̴̧̧̢̭̝͉̼̺̘̙̤̜̤̤͖̝̼̝̥̹́̌͜

I AM ERROR SANS?!?! TF BJSBKJF>MD<MSKDHJGFRHKB<<

ErrorSans.exe has crashed. Reboot? [yes] [no]

*what they saw* 

*anyways back with 'Error'*

ErrorSans.exe has rebooted

Wait wait wait wait. Calm down, as long as you have your phone you are ok.

"̶͓̉W̷̝͌Ạ̷̃ỉ̷̙Ť̴̯ ̶̢̉W̴͕̍h̶͈̑E̷͑ͅṙ̴̝Ê̶̯S̷̜̒ ̴̦̇m̴͓̂Y̴̲̔ ̵̰̔P̶̭̚h̶͍̿O̵͜͝Ń̴̮ḙ̷͠?̴̡̌'̵̖̍

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I'm so evil leaving you guys on a cliffhanger UwU

Bye b*tches Klai signing off!

Posted: 11/20/2021