sasha, what the fuck? {mikasasha}

one

If you were to ask anybody in Scouts Boarding School who the perfect student was, they'd point you to Mikasa Ackerman.

She was the top of her class in every subject, only ever being bested by Armin Arlert. Her attendance record was perfect, never missed a day not since she started kindergarten. She was also strong, real strong, no one comes close. She has all the clubs after her for just about everything, every sports club, debate team, mathletes, even the anime club wants her.

Not only that, but she's gorgeous. It's a known fact to everyone in the school that she's an absolute babe, the only person to turn more heads than her is probably Historia Reiss, who is taken, much to the dismay of the whole student body.

Of course everyone has their flaws, she's known as a beast amongst her classmates. Most people are afraid to come within three feet of her. She can kick ass, to say she's been in her fair amount of fights is an understatement. They shouldn't really even be called fights, more like beat downs, she always wins. A beast to the innocent eyes of any onlookers.

Despite all that she actually has a fair amount of friends, and admirers, she's popular without even trying. Not that she'd ever consider herself popular, she'd hate it if you even thought of her that way.

So that's her, Mikasa Ackerman, not only the perfect student, but practically the perfect human being. Smart, strong, gorgeous, the mere sight of her is enough to strike fear in the hearts of anyone who gets on her bad side.

Now, if you were to ask anybody who the absolute worst student in Scouts Boarding School was they'd point you to Sasha Braus.

She's not the dumbest, that title would definitely go to Connie Springer, her right hand man and self proclaimed twin, but she certainly isn't the smartest. She's an absolute wreck to deal with. Her schoolwork, if she actually does it, is so bad that it's almost comical. That's not to say she doesn't try, the issue is no one ever bothers to try with her. Teachers can't stand her.

Students however love her. She's the class clown, it comes with ease, she doesn't even try at it. She's popular in the way everyone wants to be her friend, not the way Historia and Mikasa are popular, people genuinely like Sasha. She's been confessed to a number of times, and each time they get turned down. No one really knows why, but she's never been interested in a romantic relationship of any kind.

She spends most of her time eating copious amounts of food and running from any of her teachers and dorm advisers. She's fast, too fast for any of her teachers to catch. So whenever she skips class you can bet that she'll simply run from whatever teacher manages to find her first. Students from all over campus poke their heads out their classroom windows at times like these to cheer her on as she runs wild around campus.

These usually end with her giving in, and she has to meet with him, Mr Ackerman, her counselor. Those meetings are always fun.

So that's Sasha Braus. Little people actually understand her. She'd probably tell you she has over a hundred friends, even when she only has a few close ones. She's kind and polite, she'd do anything for food. And even if teachers can't stand her, they'll always care for her. That's just the kind of effect Sasha has on people, they just can't help but love her.

Which is what led Levi's to this decision. He's sure his niece won't like the idea, and if things don't work out she'll most likely end up killing him and Ms Braus by senior year. But he feels like he's out of options, and if he has to have another 'meeting' with the school's problem child he'll blow his brains out. He's sure of it.

Without bothering to knock she entered her Uncle's office

"Hey, you wanted to see me." She quirked her eyebrow at him.