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Favorite Foods

So yeah, obviously each country has a favorite food.

And because just telling you everybody's is boring, I've gotten everybody to share for me. So these are mostly national dishes but not all of them.

GET IN HERE GUYS!!!! >o<

*everyone shuffles in*

Luxemburg: What are we doing?

Dang it Lux, WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!

Lux: S-sorry

So who is go-

America: I'm goin' first!!!! My favorite food is McDonald's. Especially their burgers.

Canada: Maple syrup

Syrup is not a food

Canada: Ok, pancakes with maple syrup

Mexico: TACO TACO! NEVER FORGET THE TACO

Ukraine, you're up

Ukraine: umm...Borscht

America: wuzzat

Ukraine: its a beet soup with sour cream

Belarus: I like potatoes.

What kind? Like, how do you prefer them.

Belarus: ANY KIND!!! POTATO POWER!!

Ireland: oi! potatoes are my favorite too!

Latvia: Did i here potatoe? Potato potato potato

Belarus, Ireland, and Latvia: POTATO GANG!!!

*three-way hi-five*

What about you Russia?

Russia (drunk): uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Vodka

I said food Russia, not drink 🤦‍♀️

Russia: Bllllin, or Pelmeniii

And that is....

Russia: pankake, and dumpling comradesssss

Japan: SUSHIIIIII

China: Wonton and ramen

What about you, Switzerland. You've been very quiet

Ame: SUUUUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no ame, we aren't doing that today

Switzerland: well because neutral I can't have a favorite...

So tell us one thing you eat a lot.

Switzerland: ......Cheese fondue.

Ahhh Switzerland, that is classic, I expected as much.

UK: I say, the best British dish would be some fish and chips, with a fine cup of tea.

Italy: PASTA AND PIZZA!!!!!!

Canada: wait can i change mine to hawaiian pizza

Italy: *SHOCKED FACE* HOW-A DARE-A YOU!!

Russia: If we're changing our answers I'll go with shashlik

Poland: isn't that a kebab?

Serbia: *GASP* REMOVE KEBAB!!!!

*serbia tries to punch russia* *I hold him back*

NO SERBIA

Intermission babababa baaa baba baaaaaaaaaaaaa

i swear i'm not a sheep

France: my favorite is bagguette

Germany: schnitzel und brötvurst

Poland: pierogi, it is a dumpling

Sweden: Meatballs

Iceland: fish

Rice gang: RICE!! RICE FOR THE RICE GANG!!!

Romania: My turn.

romania if you say the blood of the living i swear to vatican i'll-

Romania: Salata De Boeuf, or beef salad

thank you

Romania: garnished with blood

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *turns to demon* DAMN YOU ROMANIA!!!! I'M GONNA-

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

and that's all the time we have. Hope you learned something

thank you all, countries, for participating.