Expect the Unexpected

Chapter 5: Don't need to question the reason

The title is of course a part of the lyrics to the Jonas Brothers song that is in the media. This song is what Starchy sings to Queen Delightful in this chapter.
At the castle, Queen Delightful and Lord Starchbottom were busy doing their thing in the queen's bedroom. They held on to each other's hands tightly and refused to let go, especially Starchy, who was having the time of his life being with the person he loves the most.
Starchy: I-I just love doing this with you, your highness.
Delightful: (moans) Me too, Dillard.
Starchy blushed very hard as he heard the queen say his real name, but it didn't bother him.
Starchy: (in his mind) Bashful will never have a damn chance with Queen Delightful. She's my precious.
After they were finished f-u-c-k-i-n-g, Starchy took off the condom from his thing and threw it away. He and the queen begin having a long conversation as they were both putting their clothes back on.
Delightful: Do you think we're going a little too fast in our relationship, Lord Starchbottom?
Starchy: Just a tad, your highness. I mean, it's only been a few months since we kissed, had you-know-what, and said "I love you" all on the same day.
Delightful: I know, but maybe we should take things slow or even...
Starchy: We should break up?

Delightful: No, of course not!

Starchy: Phew! Thank goodness.

Delightful: I mean, we should take a break from doing dirty things for awhile and like I said, take things slow in our relationship.
Starchy: I-I agree, it's been a couple years since you've hired me so we obviously know everything we need to know about each other.
Delightful: Hiring you was the best decision I've ever made.
Starchy: Working for my favorite person was the best decision I've ever made.
They both shared a tender kiss, then Starchy walked out of the queen's bedroom and started singing.
Starchy: 🎵Cut my heart about one, two times, don't need to question the reason, I'm yours, I'm yours. I'd move the Earth or lose a fight just to see you smile 'cause you got no flaws, no flaws. I'm not tryin' to be your part-time lover, sign me up for that full-time, I'm yours, all yours.🎵
Corn Starch begin dancing in the throne room.
Starchy: 🎵So, what a man gotta do? What a man gotta do? To be totally locked up by you! What a man gotta say? What a man gotta pray? To be your last "Good night" and your first "Good day!" So, what a man gotta do? What a man gotta do? To be totally locked up by you! What a man gotta do? What a man gotta prove? To be totally locked up by you!🎵
Starchy continued singing and thinking about the queen as he was walking into his bedroom.
Starchy: 🎵You ain't tryna be wasting time on stupid people in cheap lines, I'm sure, I'm sure. So I'd give a million dollars just for you to grab me by the collar and knock on these doors, these doors! I'm not tryin' to be your part-time lover, sign me up for that full-time, I'm yours, all yours! So, what a man gotta do? What a man gotta do? To be totally locked up by you! What a man gotta say? What a man gotta pray? To be your last "Good night" and your first "Good day!" So, what a man gotta do? What a man gotta do? To be totally locked up by you! What a man gotta do? What a man gotta prove? To be totally locked up by you!🎵
The song ended and Starchy took out a journal that he had under his bed and he begin writing a whole bunch of stuff about the queen, who was still in her bedroom thinking about Starchy. She also had a journal that she was writing in about the stuff that she loves about Starchy. In Starchy's journal, he wrote about his plans and marrying the queen someday and hopefully becoming "King Starchbottom."
I fucking hate that this fanfic is taking me an extremely long time to write! I'm having a really hard time trying to think of what happens in each of these chapters and I see this fanfic being where a lot of stuff happens and like in The Gem of Perception, a shitload of more secrets about the characters will be revealed, one of them having to do with Grumpy drinking from the Fountain of Truth in the episode Water You Doin', Dopey?, like when he was about to say something about him and Happy, who then told him to keep it to himself. I just think that he didn't say anything dirty about him and Happy because Grumpster and Doc are perfect together, unlike what some people think. Anyways, today is the second to last day of 2021 and I'm really hoping that 2022 will be way better than this shithole of a year and the year before.