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Licorice sucks-- it belongs in a dumpster. Utter trash, tastes as if it reincarnated from the sewers, a flavour of rotten apples with smack of weird mint, big scam, it's disgusting; kinda tastes as terrible as disgorge too if I had to be honest. If you even remotely like Licorice please don't speak to me, you scare me-- terribly scare me, honestly you could be across the street and I'd hide from you.
But Smarties on the other hand, honestly superior against M&M's, Smarties could beat them up, they also teach you to recycle on the back of the tiny box, very trustworthy. A rich smooth chocolate tied with a hard shell of candy as a cover, delectable and sweet, 10/10 would recommend. You could also just like swallow them all at once, I do that pretty often and it's pretty fun. Best part is eating the hard shell off of the smarty and eating the chocolate alone, letting it melt into your mouth. Savour the taste if you don't have money though, halloween is only once a year.
A/N: Swallowing smarties is great for scaring people too-- or you could bite a hole into the middle of a large KitKat bar, that scares people too B)) Also if you couldn't tell, the last sentence of the Licorice paragraph was satire. Also if you do like licorice pop off ig
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this was written bcuz my teacher forced us to for halloween 👍
