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Travis' diary 🤤

7:30 My alarm goes off, and by alarm I mean I hear my 67 year old mother leave for work. She works at the local bank and always remembers to bring me a lollipop even with her worsening dementia. I go back to sleep, for I do not have a job.
2:30 I wake up. I take off all layers of my clothing, my chode peeking out of my pubacious lions mane. I start doing my stretches, preparing for the 2 hour long jack-a-thon I will gladly be having.
3:00 I get on discord. I type into the chat "anybody want to do a freaky rp?"
3:20 somebody responds.
"Sure" they say. I look at their user FreakyKitt3n69, her profile picture a beautiful woman. Perfect. I start by asking her age. "17" she says, "but I turn 18 in a few months" better than being 16, I suppose. Its hardly illegal. I continue on with the rp, "May I please rub your clit?" I ask. Consent is key, you know. "S-s-sure" she types. "*Rubs clitorus gently*" "you like that bbg?" "Y-y-yes". At this point Travis Jr was rising from his slumber. I grabbed my dove brand lotion. I stroke my 3 incher whilst thinking of her, FreakyKitt3n69..FreakyKitt3n69...FREAKYKITT3N69. Blam-o. My chode made milkies.
4:00 my mom got home early today, hopefully this bitch makes macaroni.
4:30 Helen(my mother) made brownies instead. I was looking for something savory, such as macaroni, but instead got something sweet. As a 36 year old man I do not want my own mother making me brownies, it seems childish and I am a man.