obama x trump x biden x kim jon un x reader

uh oh

trump sets you on the bed softly and lets you recover. "i know that was a lot baby cheeks" he growls. "but you know what, it's about to get a lot worse." he pushes your back onto the bed, straddling you. he bends down to bite your ear (like literally nibble it 🐿) but abruptly stands up, puts you into his arms, and carries you to a chair at the base of the bed that he chains you to.

"wha-wha- what are you doing to me daddy?" you plead.

"shut up and listen to everything I say." trump growls, and biden pulls out the fluffy handcuffs, which he promptly puts on you.

all of a sudden, the lights dim and kim-jon-un runs out. he starts swinging his willy wonka around 🚁. you're really enjoying the show, but all of a sudden, your dad runs out and starts copying kim's actions.

you yell and close your eyes, but the sound of ripping skin causes your curiosity to take over. you stare in shock as you dad rips off his full body mask and reveals that he is obama.

"obama!" you yell. you are very glad it isn't your dad. now you can have real fun. with superhuman strength, you rip off the handcuffs and run over to the two men dancing. you wrap your hands around their lengths and start moving your hand up and down.

they moan and start to swing their hips even faster until you are swinging in the air with them. after they come, they calm down and let you on the ground.

then, you use your superhuman strength to swing them by their 69 inch pickles in the air like a lasso. you swing harder and harder until they both go flying off your hand and into trump and bidens lap.