Bizarre Love Triangle

Second trial

Naisip ko bigla, si Snow White kumain lang ng apple nagka-lovelife na..
So I went to the supermarket para sa second trial ko, kung pwede ba magkatotoo ang ibang fairytales...

"Hi I'm Liz and you?" -Liz

"Ah hello I'm John nice to meet you." -John

"Hmm favorite fruit mo yung apple?" -Liz

"Yup, why?" -John

"Favorite ko din yan e, lagi kasi akong inuuwian ng apples ng mama ko." -Liz

"Ah ganun ba?" -John

(Thought) "omygosh this is my chance, kakain ako ng apple, tapos kunwari bigla akong hihimatayin, ok ready.." -Liz

"Woah, miss wake up,miss.. miss wake up omy omy what am I going to do? Omy... Miss?" -John

(Thought) "kiss me my prince.. Kiss me please..." -Liz

"Miss please wake up.. Please..." -John

"Babe, babe?" -Alex

"Babe I'm here." -John

"Babe, omygosh babe, oh.. my.. gosh.. What happen?" -Alex

"I don't know, babe, tumalikod lang ako and then paglingon ko ganyan na sya.." -John

"Omygosh babe, omygosh dalhin natin sa ospital omygooooooooosh.." -Alex

"Hey babe, calm down, calm down.." -John

"Omygoooosh... Wait, wait nga babe sino ba yang girl na yan? Kabit mo? Omygosh babe.. Hindi mo na ba ako mahal?" -Alex

"No.. no babe, I-i don't know her.. And Hindi ko sya mistress, there is no other woman.." -John

"Ah okay akala ko kung sino, okay ganito lang yan I pu-pump ko yung tyan nya with 1437 horse power, okay? 1.. 2.. 3." -Alex

"Wait, ateeeeeee, okay na ako, ate okay na ako.." -Liz

"Ah okay nanaman pala e, tara na babe, wooh." -Alex

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"Grabe namam yung babaeng yun i pu-pump lang tyan ko 1437 horse power I a-apply." -Liz

"Ah ma'am? 70 pesos po yung apple na kinagatan nyo.. Paki bayaran na lang po, please.." -Cs

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