Ight im sneaking tf out 🥴

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It was 3 hours later, we was sitting on the couch watching a movie,after downing 15 shots of vodka, Tae's mom wasn't even dazed.

"Damnn how yo momma do that?!", I whispered.

"Ima be fr wit you....she's a fucking GOD"
she whispered back

"Ian even gone lie, cuz shii, I believe you"
We both started laughing like crazy. I stood up, "taee, imma be right back", and went to the bathroom with my phone. "Damn this hoes house is biggg"

After I re-found the bathroom, I opened the door and walked up to the mirror and started playin wit my weave.
*Bring*
*Bring*
I felt my phone vibrate in my hand,it was fine ass Corey 😍.
*Hey shanty Bae, wsg*
*Come slurp me*

Then he sent me a dick pic 🥴. I heard faint footsteps but Ian think nun of it.

"DAMN THATS GOTTA BE A 9 INCHER",Tae said, We was both in shock.
"TAE SHUT YO ASS UP, U AINT SEEN NUN"
and I speed walked my ass back to the couch wit Tae not far behind.

In a rushed voice I said "anyways, I'm so damn tired".
I fake yawned and pretended I fell asleep.

It took a while, but bow legged ass Tae fell asleep 30 minutes after.

*DAMN I SHOULD SNEAK OUT*

I lifted that ugly ass blanket , called an uber and got his address.
Damn he was 2 hours away.

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