Growing up being in love with Elmo was har. I would get bullied for it all the time. HOES BE JEALOUS. For years Elmo rejected me for that stupid ugly dumb fat fish. Nasty doorbell Dorothy. After years on end of planning I put *too much* water purifier drops in her water so she unalived but ya know who rlly cares. After that Elmo had a thing for Oscar the grouch but after a couple years Elmo noticed Oscar wasn't actually dark green and was a light sage color instead he was j nasty and has HORRIBLE hygiene. (He used 3 in 1 for men shampoo and body wash freaking nasty booty hole) anyway Elmo said he loved me back after YEARS and so we dated for 4 days then ✨HE PROPOSED✨ I may have only been 16 when he proposed but I knew he was the one for me.
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Elmo. My love story.
Literatura Faktuthis is the love story of me and Elmo. my husband of 46 years.
