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Hajime: *Somehow makes Mikan cry.

Nagito: Bullying girls not cool Hajime.

(Y/N): *Throws a Bo staff at Hajime and Nagito.

Beep

Makoto: (Y/N) HELP BYAKUYA IS DROWNING.

(Y/N): I could save him but who am I to play god.

Beep

Junko: Let's plunge this world into des-

Junko gets hit by a cardboard hammer. then gets put into a metal box with bars that says despair jail.

(Y/N): Fuck horny jail go to despair jail.

Beep

TV: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA.

(Y/N): SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

Beep

Monaca: Daddy what's dad.

Monaca was pointing at Byakuya.

(Y/N): We call that a rich dumbo.

Beep

(Y/N): ...

??? (Y/N): ...

Logan: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.

Author: Oh shit they cant hear his story yet.

??? (Y/N): I AM UN-

Author shoots the guy.

Beep

Maki: Do you want to die?

(Y/N): How will you kill me I survived Impalement, getting shot, stabbed, bleeding out and hunger what could you do?

shoots (Y/N) with a poison arrow

(Y/N): Tsk but a scratch.

Beep

Angie: Pray to Atua with me.

(Y/N): I pray to lord Popo.

Beep

Tenko: Dege-

(Y/N) Then points a gun at Tenko.

(Y/N): One more FUCKING word.

Beep

(Y/N) When he joined another killing game.

(Y/N): Oh so it's Tuesday.

Beep

(Y/N): Imagine being immortal that would be so boring.

Mukuro: Why would it be boring.

(Y/N): Despair, hope, everything will be predictable so the earth will be predictable and if humans can I would explore space since it's infinite.

Beep

Author: Should I do a undertale, resident evil, Naruto, or Tokyo revengers story.

4 more (Y/N) have spawned.

Author: Ah shit here we go again.

Beep

Remnants of despair at a store about to stab someone.

(Y/N): DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.

Start pulling them back by a leash connects to there bodies.

Beep

Yasuhiro: Want some weed?

(Y/N): ...No...

Beep

Komaru: Hey look at this.

She shows (Y/N) a manga.

(Y/N): Nice.

Beep

(Y/N): I'm going on strike unless I get what I want.

Author: You can have the nukes.

(Y/N) then starts planting nukes at the MHA fandom.

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