Y/n woke up and she was like, scarred. She remembered that her whole family except her and her grandma died in an airplane crash 14 years ago. Auntie Joma, Man, Orange Smelly, Lovely Bill, and her pet fish Toe Gripper had died in the crash. Y/n's blue orbs overflowed with tears. Grandma burst into the room. "y/n, GET DOWN STAIRS." Y/n started flying. Y/n was 3'2, had Z cups, bright blue orbs, and golden hair that reached her feet. Grandma got angry. Grandma shot y/n. Y/n exploded, but this was normal. She became her same self again and formed back. "Okay." Y/n tripped down the stairs, breaking her legs, arms, nose, ears?, toes, elbows, eyelashes, jaw, and fingers. There was mafia boss man at the end of the stairs. "I am Ei." He said, beginning to dance. "E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Ei!!!!!" Y/n screamed, shielding her face from his moves. Ei quickly tossed Y/n across the room. "Ei is so strong." Y/n thought to herself, becoming a tomato. Ei teleported in front of Y/n. Ei had big muscle man muscles. Ei spun Y/n around. "Will you marry me?" Ei asked, licking his paws. "Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Y/n answered. "So, you're not going to buy her?" Grandma asked, busting out some moves. Grandma was a part of the winx and she was also a dancer. She was practicing for a dancing grandma battle. (this is relevant) "OMG" creamed Ei. "You're a dancing grandma?" Ei asked. "I am!" Grandma said proudly. Ei thrusted his sword (that he had) into grandma's torso. "AAAAHHH!!!" Grandma screamed, refusing to die. Grandma ripped the sword out and began dancing again. This time, she used her blood as confetti for her performance. Ei stood, staring in amazement. Ei began dancing, a lot worse than Grandma. Grandma smiled, grabbed Ei's hand and twirled around. Grandma then crushed Ei's hand. Y/n wasn't going to let her grandma hurt the mafia man Ei. Y/n flew gracefully around the stairs, stealing the sword from her grandma. "Y/n!!!!!" Grandma screamed, releasing Ei from her grasp. Ei watched Y/n spin around the room. Y/n grabbed her grandma and threw her into the ceiling fan. Grandma splattered around the room. Grandma squeezed back together. Grandma attempt to seduce Ei. She was in a slime-like form. A form no man could resist. Ei glanced at Y/n, right before grabbing her grandmother's hand. Y/n grabbed Ei's shirt and pulled him back from her grandmother. Her grandmother walked out the door, waving goodbye to Ei. Y/n's grandmother had been defeated and refused to be brutally murdered in front of Ei.
Y/n and Ei got married. Grandma is actually rich now. Y/n and Ei got divorced eventually, because, well, Y/n was 6 1/2 years old. That's Illegal. Ei and Y/n's grandmother were reunited once they met at a dancing grandma festival. Ei and Grandma's relationship grew, and then fell in love. Ei was 24 while Grandma was 76. They lived happily, got married, had 2 kids, and bought a huge mansion together. Y/n was homeless, but from time-to-time seduced guys into relationships with her. Y/n, 20, is still desperately looking for Ei. Will she find him?
