authors note: Try calling the number near the bottom i dare you 😏😏
this chapter short just like you 😘
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Today was my first day of university.
As someone who is 3'9 it was not easy to find my way.
The girls were so mean to me because I was so short.
I think they were jealous because I'm prettier.
While I was on the swings at the local park, someone decided to throw a pebble at me.
My fragile, 3'6 body could not handle it.
I fell off the swing, blood pouring out of my knee caps, as I fell into a deep sleep.
The boys came to the park a little while after...
They carried my 3'4 body to the infirmary to get treated.
When i woke up, i was flustered.
A tall, muscular, 9'8 microwave oven stood in front of me.
"It's a pleasure to meet you...", The microwave oven told me as he blushed.
"N-nice to mweet woo t-t-woo", I replied, in the most *cute* voice i could make.
The Microwave oven gave me a yellow paper heart that said "open me".
Of course, I opened it.
"515-808-2362
The name is Tulio
<3"
Once I looked up front he note, I noticed the Microwave Oven- Tulio- was already gone.
I then realized..
He is not Microwave oven... Or Tulio...
He is mine.
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