Danganronpa Talentswap Oneshots

Ndrv3 ☁️ - Ranting ⚠️

AU - Genderswap

Changes/Talents
Shuichi - Maid (can you tell I love him?)
Kirumi - Detective

⚠️TRIGGER WARNING⚠️
Mention of ED and insomnia

Ships
Saioma

Setting
Before 1st murder
Dining hall

Kokichis POV
I stepped into the dining hall and saw Saihara inside, cleaning from this morning. 'I'm gonna annoy her!' "Hey mom!" "Hello Oma-kun, and for the last time, please stop calling me mom." "Aww, come on... It's fun to see you flustered!" "W-what-" "YESSSS!" "What's wrong?" "I got you to stutter!" "And...?" "You're always so composed, you basically are always calm, so you stuttering is a big deal!" "Ah, well when you put it that way... I guess it makes sense. Anyways, why are you here?" "Geez, wanna kick me out or something?" "No, it's just that you never normally come here unless it's in the morning or you want Panta." 'Now that I think about it... that is true, I don't really eat too often, and I barely even manage to come here in the morning due to how loud it is (sometimes)' "Well, I guess I wanted to annoy you-" "You're lying." "Huh?" "It's pretty obvious when you work with liars on a daily basis for your job. Now, why are you here." She was now looking at me instead of cleaning. "Uhm, I guess I wanted to talk with someone." "See? That wasn't so hard." She gave me a warm smile. "Sit down, I'll be with you in a moment."

She continued cleaning while I sat down. I watched as she cleaned. She made it seem so easy. I couldn't clean without getting bored, so it's shocking that it's part of her ultimate. Soon enough she sat down across from me and sat some tea down in front of me and drank some of her own before sitting it down. "So, what did you want to talk about?" I honestly didn't know, but I knew I needed to talk to someone about my problems, so I did, but know that I'm here I don't know where to begin. "S-so... uh, I don't really know how to start saying this-" "It's okay, take your time." She gave me another warm smile. 'I seriously don't deserve to see her cute smile TWICE!? AND DIRECTED AT ME?!' "Well, I guess I haven't been eating well, and all of the stress of the killing game has cought up to me..." "Ah, I can understand what your going through... slightly..?" She looked down at the table, questioning what she said. "I wasn't able to take care of myself on the job, but since that job was all I did, I developed some bad habits." We talked about a few other things, then DICE came up. "I really miss them, and since I saw my motive video I've been really worried." I could feel the tears coming. I suddenly felt someone hug me. Somehow, she made it over to the other side of the table and hugged me.

She comforted me for awhile untill nighttime somehow fell. "Oh, I never got cleaning done today!" She suddenly sat up in a panic. "Why does it matter if you get it done today?" "Oh, right... I can do it tomorrow.." 'Did she not know ooor..?' "Sorry, I'm in the habit of getting... punished when I don't get things done on time, I've been trying to get out of that mindset..." 'How serious were her jobs!?' "A-ah okay, well either way we should go to our dorms." "I'm going to stay and-" "Dorms." She looked at me with a confused and shocked face. "O-okay?" I didn't want her very obvious insomnia to get worse, so I led her to my dorm. "Shouldn't I go to my-" " I want to help you. You clearly haven't been taking care of yourself, so no staying up, I'm going to help you sleep." "Okay s- Oma-kun" "Alright! Let's sleep!"

"Good night! Sleep well!"

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