Incorrect Quotes (Definitely didn't steal this idea...)

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Will: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Benny: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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*Legend, Caretaker, and Lime are eating dinner together*

Caretaker: Lime, can you pass the salt?

Lime: *Throws Legend across the table*

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Hellfire: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Telum: Hellfire no.

Liam: Mistlefoe.

Telum: Please stop encouraging them.

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Will: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Benny, amazed: Wow...

Disagreement, to Benny: Well what does that mean?

Benny: I don't know.

Benny, to Will: What does that mean?

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Adam: Steven was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Steven: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Adam: Steven, you ate a chair.

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Order: I think we're missing something.
Disorder: Teamwork?
Anarchy: Cohesion?
Control: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Lime: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Lotus: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Thorn: What did you do?
Lotus: Nobody died.
Thorn: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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(This isn't an incorrect quote, but I've been wanting to do it for a while XD.

Kaitlyn: *Walks into Anubis's lab*

Milo: *Violent growling*

Kaitlyn: *Screams* Get yo fucking dog, bitch!

Anubis: It don't bite.

Kaitlyn: *Currently holding a spear at Milo, keeping him away* YES IT DO!

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