Indira: listen, it's been a long day
Jamie: no it hasn't! it's like 4!
Taylor: Lying about a lie? That's practically telling the truth.
Charlotte: but I can't—
Sarah Y: I know, I know, you've got that condition where you're...a bitch.
Hannah: if I lube myself up I'll slip right through hell and get into heaven
Salomeh: I'm here for the soprano meeting.
Jamie: How did you find us?
Salomeh: I saw your ad on Craigslist
Taylor: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents.
Taylor: Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
Pompa: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?
Kate: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time
Ava: Life's just a struggle against time.
Sarah F: But I wanna look bangin' while I do it!
Charlotte: we have fun here. dont we, Sarah?
Sarah Y: i've never been more stressed out in my life
Charlotte: So what does invigorate mean?
Indira: Can I get the country of origin?
Charlotte: China.
Indira: Can I doubt you?
Charlotte: No.
Kate: You cannot shit on my ideas. You "yes, and?" me even if you think it's misguided. That's what bros do! They support their bros through thick and thin!
Dancers United:
Charlotte: I have to endure everything that comes out of your mouth.
Sarah F: So do I! I have to live with myself every day!
Taylor: What happens if I accidentally kill you?
Sarah Y: I will be dead!?
Alyssa: Can you OD on vitamin D?
Salomeh: That's how Icarus died.
Sarah F: Icarly died??
Reagan: Choir psychological warfare chamber
Indira: The closest
Reagan: Yeah, the closest
Kate: I get these songs just like you do. They just get slapped on my desk and Pompa says "learn it."
Charlotte: Oh yeah?
Kate: And very single time, I don't
Jamie: I don't know, I can't see the top of my own head.
Taylor: You're tall. No one can see the top of your head except God.
Pompa: Just try.
Hannah: I'll try, but I'm telling you I'll purposefully fail.
Pompa: How is that trying?
Sarah F after Charlotte and Kate write a harmony: YUH!! dare i- dare i whip and nae nae for a moment?
Kate: Permission to take a selfie of the two of us, Captain!
Pompa: Permission denied.
Kate: [hits the camera button] Too late!
Jamie: You're violent.
Sarah Y: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
Pompa: You know, you're like extended family to me.
Choir: Don't say that, I will cry.
Kate trying to choreograph: This is the worst thing I've ever experienced in my entire life.
Sarah Y: Worse than getting a concussion?
Kate: No. That was pain. This is suffering.
Indira: Taylor, is that legal?
Taylor: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
