Not paying attention to where I was going(because i was thinking about the Beckhams) i knocked my head on the washroom door. I look around to see if anyone saw me but thankfully, as usual, I was out of sight. As I walk into the bathroom I see a guy, From his side, zipping up his black jeans. My jaw dropped and I froze. He turned around and I think I saw the most beautiful human being I've ever seen. David Beckham was standing at a uranyl. That's right. a URANYL...WHICH MEANS I WAS IN THE MEN's WASHROOM!
David: "Um..Please tell me your not a crazy fan"
Me: "Uh...I.." I froze and didn't say anything for five seconds. He looked me in the eye as though waiting for a response. "Nope, just stupid." Smooth, Kay, Smooooth. I smiled weirdly and shut my eyes in disgrace of what I've just said.
Thankfully, the door flew open and I turned around to see the world's hottest human. Not really knowing who he was I just scooted to the side so he can pass.
"Why are you taking so long dad, what's going on?" The boy said. I felt a presence towering over/behind me. The door shut and it got quiet. David looked at his son (I guess) and glanced back down at me with one eyebrow raised.
Son: "well, looks like one of your fans got a sneak peek haven't they" he says with disbelief.
Oh. My. God. This was so embarrassing. I put my hand over my eyes and my cheeks turned red. Tomato red. David chuckled.
David: "Brooklyn, would you please show this young girl to the lady's room door. And she's not really a fan. Or at least I don't think so"
Lol. I never really watched his games but I sure was a fan of his face and his son's face.
Brooklyn: "This way" he said smirking so sexily. Wtf he was so hot. I'd say hotter than his dad. Maybe because he was around my age but whatever wtf. Still. He lead the way even though he didn't really need to it was just a bathroom lol.
Me: "Sorry, by the way!" I shout to David as im getting out. I could hear him laugh a little but then the door closed behind me. Behind us.
Brooklyn: "Here's the ladies room door, I'm sure you'll find your way to the toilet. Or do you need my help?" He asked sarcastically and waited for an answer.
Me: "Um no thanks" WOW. SERIOUSLY WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT LIKE I WAS DISGUSTED BY HIM. HE WAS LITERALLY A GODESS. I'm so dumb.
Brooklyn: "Yeah. And thanks by the way, I'm a fan of your face also." My jaw dropped and he turned away and casually walked back without saying a word more. What just happened? Did I just say that part out loud? My cheeks turned red again but I shook it off. As I was walking back to Carly, I realized something. BROOKLYN BECKHAM SAID HE WAS A FAN KF MY FACE!
Double You Tee Ef.
