Insults and comebacks [OUTDATED]

First one

Ok people, do NOT get offended this is a joke, and they might affect you but please keep your feelings inside these things are said all the time.
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School Comeback #1
Nicky: HEY CHARLIE!!! CHARLIEE!!! *waves at second graders*
Me: Nicky... what.,, what are you doing?
Nicky: Saying hi to my friends.
Natalia: Oh who? Those second graders?
Nicky: At least I can reach my AR goal.
Natalia: Shut up.
Me: At least we don't just spend our time reading pokemon books which are like 3rd grade level.
Maceo&Quinn: Ohhhhh Burn! *start laughing into hands*
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If you didn't do anything wrong there's nothing to be afraid of ~Dad