Virtual fighting

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Person: OMG YAASS I love this so MUUCH!!

Lunatic:Stfu nobody even f***ing cares

Person: Nobody cares about what you have to say either

Lunatic: You wot m8?! You wanna go?

Person: Bring it on

Lunatic: *pulls out bazooka*

Person: Seriously? Virtual attacks don't work dummy

Lunatic: *aims at [person]'s head*

Person: This is stupid, I thought we were gonna trash talk or have an Internet war or something where other chatters would have to come on and sto-

Lunatic:*fires*

System: Chatter [person] has disconnected

Lunatic: TROLOLOLOLOL

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