The Bible Remastered

Chapter 2 The Man and Woman in Eden

There is only plants and water on earth, and the god was lonely so he formed the man from the dust of the ground. He breathed the breath of life into the man's nostrils, thats disgusting but we have to trust the process, and the man became a living person,Then the Lord planted a garden in Eden in the east, and there he placed the man he had made. The Lord made all sorts of trees grow up from the grounds because he can. In the middle of the garden he placed the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, because he was bored and had nothing better to do. A river flowed from the land of Eden, watering the garden and then dividing into four branches. Where god start giving these branches names cause why not. Then he told the dude he made that he can eat anything but not the fruits on the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, because god just doesn't want to share his fruits, and yeah relatable. God thinks the man he made is lonely like him so he gave him a partner which was called "woman" because she was taken by "man". And yeah now the man and his wife were both naked, they start exchanging flesh's , but they felt no shame. what the heck