Saving One Direction
A few weeks ago, I decided to walk Pablo, my mutant duck. This didn't happen very often, as Pablo had a tendency to bite off people's heads. As I rounded the corner I saw 5 figures silhouetted in the sunset. As they got closer, I realized it was one direction.
I dropped the lead in shock. As soon as I did this Pablo launched himself through the air, growling towards my British idols. "Nooooo!!" I screamed. I lunged after him, but it was too late. Already he was tearing apart their flesh. I was the only one who could save them. I pulled out my duck gun and tranquilized Pablo. The boys rushed to me and thanked me for heroically saving them. After zayn told me he had broken up with the beautiful Perrie his girlfriend. So we got married the next day.
The end
(FYI I love Perrie in real life it's just for the story so yea, no hate)
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A/N This is just a funny story my friend Chloe wrote.
