the story of Helen and Ivan

Chapter 6

  Third person pov:
         After flying for miles, they finally landed in the balcony of an apartment. Their bird wings shrunk as they transformed back into humans. They were both ✨terrified✨ of heights so they didn't wanna jump off to fly again. Ivan remembered what Jyp oppar once whispered 'jaywhypee~' and he instinctively tried to open the glass door but accidentally ferally broke the handle off because he was so 💪🏻strong and muscular💪🏻. Helen almost flew off the balcony because Ivan's radiance blew her away. 'DADDY? SORRY. DADDY? SORRY. DADDY? SORRY. DADDY?' Helen chanted like a mandra and thirstily simped over Ivan.
           Alphachad daddy Ivan hopped into the apartment and hoped that Helen would follow him. And of course, Helen did lah. They suddenly saw a woman watching crimewatch on the television and immediately transformed back into birds to get ready to fly outta the balcony *inserts long superhero transformation* . Suddenly, the woman in the house saw two birds clucking at each other and was too stunned to speak *inserts 'the woman was too stunned to speak' audio* . The woman started screaming like a chicken and took a broomstick to smack them birds😌 "PIAK!PIAK!PIAK!" the stunned woman hee-hawed as she 费了九牛二虎之力 spanking the birds coz she's a kween👑Helen and Ivan (in bird form) started bleeding profusely and clucked in pain. After being spanked like 69 times, both Helen and Ivan fell unconscious.
          "MmmMmMhHhH dinner<333" the woman quaked and honked as she barbecued them on her grill. Suddenly, the antique coin that Ivan gave to Helen fell from ceiling onto the barbecue grill. A chemical reaction occured and 💥BAM!!💥 the woman was blinded by the holy light produced by the chemical reaction(a/n: Alexa play blinding lights). Unknown to her, Helen and Ivan were REBIRTHING. Helen mutated into a assessment book and Ivan mutated into a dog. The name of Helen's assessment book was 'chomp chomp gobble gobble honk bonk slurp, when I see you, I uncontrollably chirp' Instead of barking, every time Ivan made noise, Txt's Cat And Dog would ring through the entire surface of the Earth. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IN THIS TWIST OF FATE??