AUTHOR'S NOTE: IN THIS STORY CRAG IS CRAIG
The sun rose over the gray mountain range that was Stoneteller's home. He sipped his coffee, then with a gag, spit it out.
"WHO THE FUCK MESSED UP MY COFFEE!?" he yelled at his tribemates.
All the cats froze. Craig stopped singing Uptown Girl ( his Billy Joel impression was spot on ) . Brook shoved her head in the pile of feathers she was holding.
"I WANTED A CAPPUCCINO! THIS CUP OF SHIT IS A FRAPPUCCINO!" he threw the cup on the ground and stomped into the Pointy Rocks Zone.
"Wow, great job Wing!" Swoop glared at she cat.
Wing face pawed.
"Dude, you were the one who made the coffee, you always make the coffee! Not me!"
Talon glanced at Craig.
"You go talk to him." he hissed.
"Hell nah!" Craig punched him. "I ain't goin' in there!"
Talon gave him the stare.
"Fine! But if I don't come out with both my ears intact, imma kill ya!"
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Stoneteller: A Warriors Fanfic ✔️
FanfictionThis story is a production of Ravenfemme. All characters were made by Erin Hunter. WARNING: SWEARING In this fanfic by Ravenfemme, follow Stoneteller. The leader of the Tribe of Rushing Water, as he attempts to contact his radio silent ancestors. Wi...
