Mid Fight Madness (A Trickente story)

Improbable Parishing

Tricky POV: I walk inside this church and see that this thing is freaking huge! I need to find a restroom fast before my bladder explodes like the Auditors building.

Sarvente POV: Im on the phone talking to a friend of mine. "C'mooon it's gonna be big night." He replies saying "I Do not see cause for such celebration." I try convincing him even more by saying "This is the night I save my thousandth soul and complete the church's choir! I'd really love for you to be there for it especially since you tracked him down for me." He says back " No promises" I try and beg him "You know the choir won't sound right without your bass." He responds with "You could say without me you'd be in big treble." That was not right "Don't you get salty with me mister! That was very unholy of you." He tries being smart saying "Ah, but unholy man cannot go to church, da?" I get tired and say "(sigh) Just try to it okay?" I hear a door creak open.

Tricky POV: I found the main part of the church and I say something a little loud. "Hello!?" There's gotta be someone here.

Sarvente POV: I jump at the sudden yell and speak on the phone "Oh! Looks like our lost little lamb has arrived. See you soon" And I hang up to see a four foot tall green person with a mask and say "Oh my goodness i'm so sorry! I didn't see you there!"

Tricky POV: Wow wait a go and hurt my self esteem (sigh) but I say "Its ok but hey-" Im interrupted!

Sarvente POV: Welcome to our Church! I hope you enjoy your stay! My name is Sarvente! I'm a nun who works here! Maybe I can even convince you to join our little establishment! It would be so nice to have new members!

3rd Person POV: Tricky says "NOPE. JUST NEED THE RESTROOM." Sarvente continues speaking "Come now. There's no way the will of God would lead you all the way here just for that." Tricky thinks to himself (That's a questionable statement.) But replies with "Ehh..It was the big flashing sign actually." Sarvente exclaims " That's Gods sign!" Tricky says trying to not piss himself "Look lady. You seem nice but you want nothing to do with me alright! I've known nothing in my life but Anger and despair I only look out for my self and when I work with people I only do it for my benefit." Tricky thinks to himself (Its the sad truth unfortunately.) Sarvente has a face of remorse and says "You poor. Misguided soul. You've gotten here just in time! Allow me to lead a little song to help you realise just what I'm offering you."

Tricky POV: Wait song who said anything about singing. Wait whys there a microphone in my hand do I just say words. (Insert juicysfriutsnacks scream) Whats happening!

Song time
S: Precious little one. Its your lucky break! All your worries are in the past!
T: I get you're a nun but for heavens sake! Drop it! Need your bathroom fast!
S: You've been through so much! Peril, Demons, Pain! This life's quite simple!
T: Odd you knew so much but let me refrain. I just wanna go piss!
S: There'll be time for your little bathroom trip once you join us and convert! Have a splash of holy water!
T: Gonna pass if I have another sip think my bladders gonna burst sitting on the border!
S: You don't drink it, courses through ya! Just a little dab'll do ya! Take the vow, you'll understand and be reborn a pious man, so use that voice to sweetly croon a bucketful of hymnal tunes and fill the last spot on my choir help the message spread, inspire!
T: Sounds like awful luck to join a choir and get stuck just filling out a bigger sound without the madness or combat around I'll need to treat my sanity right and get through all my combat cravings so sorry lady, its a no now where's the stall, I gotta Go!
S: Don't let greed and lust overtake your mind! Look in your heart and do what's right!
T: Girl this songs a bust! Even if your kind I cant throw away this fight!
S: I can't change your act I won't bend your will but remember, Gods watching you!
T: I would make comebacks, but my bladders filled where's that bathroom? I can't go in the pews!
Song end

Woo man that was a lot to write but hey I came through sorry I don't have a video of tricky singing perish also if it looks like tricky is being nice he is only doing that because he doesn't know what the people of this world are capable of so that really contradicts trickys plan cause he actually doesn't know what he's doing also I would like to thank the person commented on my last chapter thanks pal but anyways peace!