Mid Fight Madness (A Trickente story)

Zavodilas Hell

Sarvente POV: How can..this happen "Agh...Stupid...Free-Spirited...Clown...Oh hey...Finally decided to show up. Huh?"

3rd Person POV: The man appears and he so gracefully (Sarcasm much) speaks with "Da" Sarvente apologizes by saying "Sorry you...have to see me like this." The man knows the situation and says "Let me guess. Lost soul has desecrated chapel and exhausted you again?" Sarv responds with "*sigh* How'd you know..." The Man says with no emotion "I had feeling." Sarv explains to him "Listen. We can't let this one get away. His very words are drenched in sin.(You could say that again) And he's a soprano! I haven't seen a grown man hit notes like that since 1903! With him on the choir. We're bound to save way more souls!" The friend says with seriousness "You know what I've told you, Sarv. When steaks are high, I'm your guy. Let me handle situation." Sarv responds with gratefulness "Ok! I'm counting on you!" Cut to Tricky talking to himself

Tricky POV: Alright any toilets in here... Dammit nothing she just wasted my time but also why am I feeling this way, like a bunch of hands in my gut pulling on my stomach lining constricting it! That's not like me!

3rd Person POV: The man speaks "Hey" Trickys confused and says "Huh?" He replies "You've been pushing many buttons while I was away, haven't you?" Tricky sighs and say "Dude I literally just wanna go to the bathroom." The man pushes on "You should have run away or joined church while you could. But you decided to struggle instead. So here we are." Tricky just realized a major plot hole "Who even are you? I mean, your heads kinda ice creamy so I would assume your probably with that pushy ice cream lady..." The man reveals himself "My name is Ruv. It will be the last name you hear if you not change your tune very quickly." Tricky feels funny (Not the romantic kind the kind that you need to take a massive shit to the point where you question if the pain you feel in your butt is what anal feels like to the point where you regret not eating the dried prunes your family put in the tamales. That kind of funny) And he says "Can this...maybe wait until after I go?" Ruv speaks truthfully and says "I will be honest. I am tired and would rather not perform right now. But is my sworn duty to. I'd say break a leg. But *ahem* I think you know." Tricky immediately understood what he meant and is pissed "Oh you son of a frick, you piece of poop, you fricken gosh darn fricker! Listen poppy head you have fricken crossed the line! Get that through your gosh darn fricken poppy head! It is on you dead rabbit looking fricker!" Ruv gets annoyed and says "Ok. Now I break both legs." The churches scenery drastically changed and Tricky now questions himself if this reality has a version of *him* ruling.

Finally got a video!

Song start
R: SMALL CLOWN WITH WRETCHED VOICE FIGHTING RUV IS POOR CHOICE
T: Whoa! Everything's shakin! Windows and doors breakin!
R: WALLS CRACK FROM VOICE EFFECTS JOIN QUICKLY, OR YOU'RE NEXT.
T: Shatter this place all night won't join without a fight!
R: THAT IS NOT AN ISSUE FOR SARVENTE I WOULD MASSACRE YOUR FATE WAS SEALED IN STONE THE INSTANT YOU THINK TO MAKE ASS OF HER I LOCK YOUR HANDS IN FORMATION AND LOCK YOU IN CONFESSION ROOM AND CHECK TO SEE IF YOU ARE PIOUS CHOIR MEMBER NEXT JUNE!
T: Gotta catch me if your gonna live up to those empty threats! My skin is slicker than my fighting ain't no one out there grabbed me yet! I'll run around your head so quick you'll get confused and have no clue I locked you in the room myself till you confess my combat beat you!
R: SMALL ONE, YOU CANNOT RUN IF I WISH TO, I WILL TAKE YOU INTO CUSTODY OF CHURCH IF YOU WON'T LEAD AN HONEST LIFE I WILL BREAK YOU!
T: Face it, if you don't quit you won't have a church to live in! How are you gonna save anyone when there's nowhere their sins are forgiven?
R: FAIR POINT, WE NEED THIS JOINT GOOD THING I CONTROL MY VOCALS WITH SMALL CHANCE, I SHATTER LUNGS INSTEAD YOU CAN BE WARNING TO NO-GOOD LOCALS!
T: Hold on! That's way far-gone! I need my lungs to pierce ears! Plus it seems you'd crush Sarvente's dreams if I could never sing in her choir!
R: FINE, I RESTRUCTURE GOAL SO SARV CAN SAVE YOUR SOUL
T: I'm awesome, strong and brave what could you need to save?
R: I GAVE TIP PREVIOUSLY SO, TRICKY, YOU TELL ME.
T: Wait, don't tell me it's true... I got that note from you?!
R: "HELP! I NEED A PLACE TO STAY!" "I'M NOT FROM HERE, GARCELLO'S A NIGHTMARE!"
T: Hey don't act like I was screaming! Didn't actually wanna come here!
R: OH, YOU TURNING PINK AS SALMON! WHERE'D THAT STRONG AND BRAVE MAN GO TO?
T: Maybe you should reexamine what strength means from what I've lived through!
R: TELL ME, WHAT WOULD THE PRESS SAY IF I TOLD THEM YOUR FULL CONFESSION?
T: Do you think you're gonna sway me to your side with blackmail questions?
R: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE LENGTHS I'D GO TO MAKE SARV HAPPY...
T: Thought you were Gods servant, man! All of that Sarv talk sounds real sappy...
R: NO, IS NOTHING LIKE THAT! IS JUST LIFELONG TIE... I PROTECT HER, SHE LOOKS AFTER ME IF WE KEEP DOING THAT WE NEVER DIE!
T: Oh, is that really all? Then I'm sure she'd love to find that God and souls are just a job to you and she holds the number-one spot in your mind?
R: I CAN'T DISTRACT HER FROM HER LIFE'S WORK SO DON'T YOU SQUEAL! I KNOW YOU HAVE DARK SECRETS OF YOUR OWN SO SHUT UP QUICKLY AND MY LIPS ARE SEALED! (Oh how right you are)
T: Sounds like a deal to me let me add one quid pro quo just point me to the bathroom in this place I'll get out of your hair and she'll never Know!
Song end

No words alright my body hurts but my mind pushes so I don't know when to expect the next chapter but I hope you enjoyed this chapter also fun fact: the reason Tricky couldn't swear was because the Creator. Not self insert but anyways he censored him cause if he swore too much in one sentence in a chapter he could be banned anyways Peace!