Oh how the tables turned (World War 2 AU)

Chapter 12: Religion

The two biggest countries in the world glared at each other. Intensely. While the others just stared at them in total silence. The Capitalist Russian and The Communist American clearly had some tension between them despite being on the same side now. Fascist was nervously tapping his fingers against the table, after these several minutes of silence he decided to make a statement, but first cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.

Everyone's attention turned to Fascist except for the Capitalist and Communist who were still glaring at each other with hate filled eyes.

"Well, this meeting seems to be going well so far." Fascist joked then chuckled nervously. "On with the situation at hand-"

"So, let's welcome The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics also known as Soviet or USSR to our side. So that's great. And, China is trying to take more countries he already invaded The Philippines, Imperial is currently dying or something, Poland is still killing Jews, and we have no idea what the hell Britain is d-"

Before Fascist finished what he was saying, the doors to the meeting room slammed open then Britain walked in seemingly pissed off.

"How the hell did you find us-?" Soviet asked.

"That doesn't matter, but what does matter is that I'm on your side now. There's no way I'm staying with the axis if those two--" He said pointing at America and Soviet, "-are on your side."

"Well, welcome to the Allies I guess!" Fascist said.

"Thank God, I couldn't stand another moment with those homicidal idiots! Everything is about war when it comes to them! Blood and war! I'm honestly so sick of it at this point. I just want to be a devoted Catholic in peace without having to deal with any of this war stuff-"

"Speaking of Catholics..." Soviet said, "What's Israel's stand on all of this?"

~With Israel~

"What do you want?" The Israeli asked the Nazi, "Why are you here?"

"I just want your blessing. I am a devoted Catholic after all." Poland said then walked up to the Catholic Israeli, "I do understand that you're in Britain's territory, I actually plan on invading all of Britain's territories and I'll leave you alone if you just use the power over the church you have to just- Tell your people to see things my way."

"You want me to support genocide?!" Israel asked in a disgusted manner, "Heaven forbid I do such a thing! I will not use my position to influence Catholics all over the woeld in suck a wa-"

"I'll pay you."

The Israeli looked at him, "Excuse me?"

"I'll pay you to do it."

"Fine. Deal." The two Catholics shook hands then went ther own ways.

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I do not have anything gainst Catholics. This was just to show the corruption at the Catholic church at this specific time. Each religion has some form of corruption in it.