Oh how the tables turned (World War 2 AU)

Chapter 11: China. No. Just no.

"HOLY SHIT THERE'S BEEN A DRAMATIC TIMESKIP TO DECEMBER 7TH 1941- YOU HISTORY FREAKS KNOW THAT THAT MEANS-" China yelled at you, the reader, while Britain stared at him in utter confusion, "Who the hell are you talking to you stupid bloke?!" China's attention averted to Britain, "It's none of your business really, but considering this is an AU where I'm Imperial Japan and it's now December 7th of 1941-"

"What are you two talking about?! China shut the fuck up!" Poland yelled from another room. He was still bitter about having to retreat from Alaska.

China chuckled a bit, "I have to go. I need to get to Russia at exactly 7:55am." He walked away while Britain was just utterly confused, "Why would he need to get to Russia-"

Suddenly he remembered that China wanted to bomb Soviet relentlessly and he let out a dramatic gasp, "CHINA NO!! DONT DO THAT!! ARE YOU CRAZY?!"

But it was already too late. China had already left and was about to bomb Soviet. Because he's that kind of person.

~Time skip~

So now several hours later, we see Soviet standing on a pier looking at battle ships that he owned. "So far they're all looking very good, wouldn't you agree Moscow?" The capital of the USSR nodded then smiled a bit, unlike America's capital, Moscow was more relaxed, kind, and hard working. He actually respected his country. Not only was he Soviet's capital, but he was also his son.

Moscow was about to sign something when suddenly the sound of airplanes was present. The two Russians looked up and saw Chinese warplanes flying over them.

"What's going on-?!" Soviet asked, Moscow seemed panicked and said, "Those are Chinese warplanes!!"

"Ni hao mother fuckers!"

They looked up and saw China in a plane ironically. "Get out of that damn plane and come face me like a damn man!!"

"Fuck you! I destroyed your ships!" China yelled.

Soviet glared at him, "You're gonna regret it later!!! You might as well surrender now you cyka!!"

"Fuck no!"

Soviet flipped him off while China continued to bomb everything. Moscow looked at his father, "What do we do?"

"We join the damn war now. That's what we're gonna do. Call Fascist and let him know that the Russians are joining."

"Yes sir!" Moscow said then quickly ran off to go do that. "I'm going to fucking kill you China!!" Soviet yelled. China just laughed at him, "What?! I can't hear our over the sound of your stupid ships being destroyed!!"

"WELL JUST WAIT TILL I DESTROY YOUR EMPIRE- CYKA!!" Soviet angrily walked away and was clearly very pissed off.