Lena's Feces and Other Folktales

Intro

Hey ebsties. Get ready to read the best story in your lifetime. Or should I say novel 😯.. maybe.. perhaps.. anyways. One day someone will ask you what your favorite childhood book was (but not rlly bc you have no friends) and you would show them this. This masterpiece right here. This story is so scrumptious and well done that it will cure your depression. Also pls make me famous we gotta get this published for real. Ok bye. I will give you a sausage if you read this. :)