Lena's Feces and Other Folktales

THE Story

So I was shitting...

I began with sitting on this shiny ass toilet. It was so seggsy. I was literally in love. Once I was nice and comfortable I began shitting. Once my body got rid of its waste products, I stood up and realized that a sausage had come out of my ass.  It smelled good too. It smelled fresh. I really wanted to gobble gobble turkey the hell out of it at that point. It looked and smelled so tasty that I couldn't resist it. So I took a small bite out of it. It tasted somewhat bitter, but it was flavorful and juicy and savory and yes. A few minutes later, I offered some to my mother. She called me nasty. I don't know what that shit means but it sounds tough. Now I'm homeless.

Thank you for reading my shit story.