El gato is muy gordo. El gato loves comida mmm tasty. El gato is saj muy triste because his el medico told him to go on an el dieto. El gato = cry. El gato wasn't only thicc and obese asf (not body shaming i swear) because he also had bowel issues. El gato was always getting explosive boom boom diarrhea and shitted refrigerators occasionally. One day, el gato was at la escuela and he suddenly felt a big pain that really hurted. It was so mal that he had to go to el medico aka nurse doctor woman. He literally thought he was going to die. He couldn't respirar anymore. Forgot to mention he had flooded the whole la escuela with his feces and musty ass urine, committed mass genocide, and arson to the whole universe. Anyways, el medico ala nurse doctor woman was like "tf have you been consuming?" and el gato just said:
"It's Mr. Worldwide and Mr. 305 dale. Today I just wanna tell you..a mi me gusta la pepsi."
And el medico understood the situation. 100%. He gave el gato an ice pack and sent him back to class. Oh wait, I forgot he completely destroyed the other parts of the la escuela. El gato saw Kylie Jenner outside of the la escuela for unknown reasons. She made el gato famous and he got on Fox 5. He was even on ten Vogue covers. Zamn! Now he was rich but he didn't want to help rebuild the la escuela. El gato became president and made a brand new Constitution that included the new "no education" amendment. Then he became an immortal god. The end.
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Lena's Feces and Other Folktales
VampireThe magical adventures of feces. Remember kids, feces is magic.
