Mɪsᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ 𝕝𝕝 ᴍɪɴsᴜɴɢ

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iknowuknowleeknow
omfg i'm so sorry i thought you were park jisung and i didn't believe you were han jisung

urmomjisung
pfft clearly

iknowuknowleeknow
no like fr i'm sorry

park jisung sent death threats to our maknae and i was pissed to the point where i couldn't think straight

i'm really sorry

urmomjisung
eh it's fine ig

people get us mixed up a lot i'm not even surprised atp

except when some famous k-pop idol slides in my dms cussing me out smh

iknowuknowleeknow
i'm really sorry

i promise

what would it take for you to forgive me?

urmomjisung
i already did asshole

iknowuknowleeknow
ik but still

coffee maybe?

lunch?

dinner?

something please

urmomjisung
sure coffee

iknowuknowleeknow
bet :)

you live in seoul right?

urmomjisung
nah bro i live in antarctica

iknowuknowleeknow
haha okay then

yk the new coffee shop by that park?

what about there?

urmomjisung
sure

i can't do weekdays tho

hella busy

iknowuknowleeknow
busy? on what? it's not like people know yall 💀

urmomjisung
at least we're not dumb enough to name our group child adoption center 💀

iknowuknowleeknow
ugh i hate hyunjin

urmomjisung
hyunjin?

hwang hyunjin?

iknowuknowleeknow
yeah? yk him?

urmomjisung
hell no

i've just heard.. a few stories about that guy

iknowuknowleeknow
tell me bestie

urmomjisung
oh it's nothing...

just

maybe he CHEATED ON MY BEST FRIEND FOR A WHITE BLONDE PICK ME HOT CHEETO ASS CHICK WHO'S NAILS ARE LONGER THAN HIS DICK

iknowuknowleeknow
damn...

lemme go do some research 😃

i'll let you know in a bit

urmomjisung
smh ok

"hwang!" minho yelled

"what? did you apologize to the jisung 2.0?" hyunjin called back

"you fucking cheated on someone with a chalk stick but with long ass nails and boobs/ass?" minho questioned hyunjin

"PFFT WHAT??" seungmin laughed from the  kitchen

"huh?" hyunjin said with a confused look on his face

minho pretends to cough two times

"maybe he cheated on my best friend for a white blonde pick me hot cheeto ass chick who's nails are longer than his dick" minho read the texts

"but in all caps" he added

"i can confirm his dick is quite small" seungmin chuckled

"that's not nice" hyunjin glared at seungmin

"haha- wait" minho looked at seungmin, then at hyunjin

"hyunmin bro can you not see it?" felix said, walking back in the living room

"i'm gonna cry myself to sleep today" hyunjin thumped on the couch

"wait tell me what happened" minhos nosy ass wanted to know

"i- i uhh" hyunjin trailed off

"bitch tell me" minho said

"okay so i use to date this person... and uh he- they um, they..." hyunjin struggled to make up a sentence

"bro" minho said

"okay goddamn. he thought we were dating but we weren't and he walked in on me eating out this girls pussy" hyunjin spit it all out

minho, felix, and seungmin all looked at each other

speechless

"so you played with their feelings" felix summed it all up

"no no! i wouldn't do that" hyunjin started

"he just... well.. i was just being nice. i swear!" hyunjin said

"yeah okay sure" minho rolled his eyes