How I killed offenderman

The arrival

I soon make it to the junk yard, where the bin chicken lives, I sneakily slip into a banana peel and unpeel the peel, so I look like an ordinary banana, I hear the cartoonish duck feet walk and know he's coming. "Ah a banana" he sings like a banshee, grabbing the banana and opening it, with a surprise, I jump out and lunge at his very bald head