𝐼𝒹𝒾𝑜𝓈𝓎𝓃𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓈𝓎. 𝐼𝓉𝑜𝓃𝒶 𝓍 𝒩𝑜𝓃-𝐵𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓇𝓎! 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇

Chapter 2: Assassination Tournament

I'm back after like 5 years. Sorry. Happy new year very late new year everyone 😅(Itis literally Fucking February. That rimes lol)

Here's a chapter to celebrate.

Just like other people, You dragged your lazy ass out of bed in the morning. Ate breakfast. And went to school. And when you arrived, You went over to your seat, And did absolutely fucking nothing. You saw Sugino, And Nagisa leave the classroom, Which obviously meant they were going to go try, And kill Koro-Sensei. Because what else would they be doing???. 

Just after the bell rang they both re-appeared. As long as a very much alive Koro-Sensei. 'Eh pure Sugino. I mean as much as it was rather obvious that he wouldn't manage to kill him, But still, Poor guy looks as though his favorite anime character just died' . Everyone took their seats, Koro-Sensei did attendance, And then class. As usual.

It was the middle of class. Sugino was depressed. Sugaya's drawing Koro-Sensei. Kayano, And Nagisa were whispering to each other. Kataoka was actually listening. And bla bla bla. Randomly Koro-Sensei grabbed Sugayas note book, And went all diamond eyed. "Sugaya!", You saw Sugaya flinch in front of you, "... So close! But my features are a bit finer than that." He turned the notebook around to show his very different looking Koro-Sensei, 'The hell it look like It's in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure for???'. "Finer how?!" Yelled Maehara.

"Now then class, I have some business to take care of, So if you'll excuse me..." Koro-Sensei walked over to the window, And pulled it open. "Business?" repeated the class. "Yes. I'm catching a game in New York." And with that he was off. 'And I'm catching up with my sleep schedule' You made yourself comfy at you desk, And proceeded to fall asleep. And then next period came 

But then Mr. Karasuma came into the classroom. "How's it going? Any Clues on how to kill him?" There was silence throughout the classroom, "I mean we are the E class after all." says Kirara "It's impossible Mr. Karasuma." says Isogai (I'm pretty sure that was Isogai) "He's too fast! You can't kill something that flies at Mach 20" says Mimura. "Indeed, No army is capable of that feat." answers Mr. Karasuma, "Toldja!" said Okajima "But only you have the opportunity. For whatever reason, He insists on being your teacher." There was muttering, "Left to his own devices, Come next March, He'll blow earth up. One looked at that carved-up moon, And you can tell: Come next March, The entire human race will be beyond help. He's too dangerous to be left alive. this classroom is the only place where he can be killed." continued Mr. Karasuma. 'Wow, Heart-Touching really' was all You thought before laying your head back down, And drifting off.

You were walking to class the next morning as you saw Sugino, And Nagisa practicing swings. "hello boys" You said walking up to them, "hello Y/N." "hi" answered Nagisa, And Sugino, "Nice swing Sugino." "Thanks!, I'm working on a curve ball that puts my wrists  and elbows to good use." "nice. You doing good Nagisa?" You turned to look at Nagisa "Hm. Yep" "well I'll see you two in class, Cya" You walked of to the classroom. "Bye, Y/N." said Both Sugino, And Nagisa, As the resumed their practicing.

You broke out of your train of thought, And looked out the window. Most of the others were out trying to kill Koro-Sensei. Sighing you took out your phone, And began looking at random pictures on Pinterest, Occasionally saving one. You head began to hurt so you put your phone back in your bag. Rubbing your eyes, And yawning you rested your head in your hands, 'I should really sleep more, And stop reading fanfics, Or watching videos, Or scrolling on sites until 3 in the morning huh. It's so fucking boring, there's literally nothing to do right now. My head is fucking killing me. I'll just go outside.'

You got up, And walked outside. The morning breeze was welcoming against your skin, You turned to the left and- 'tf-' Kataoka, And Okano were yelling at Koro-Sensei about... the flowers, While he was shamefully doing everything they said, And replanting the tulips. 'You know what? Imma just act like I didn't see that.' And kept on walking in the opposite direction. You found a nice spot in the shade, And decided to read a few Fanfics for now. Your legs were still tired from having to walk up the damn hill to got to school everyday, Anyway.

A while later you saw Mr. Karasuma walking up the hill from the place you sat. 'Heheh he's just in time for the assassination tournament. Wonder what's he doing here though.' You walked to the entrance of the school where Mr. Karasuma, And Kayano were. "Hello, Mr. Karasuma" you said, Mr. Karasuma turned to look at you, "hello. I'm going to be your new P.E teacher starting tomorrow." 'Aight' "That means your Professor Karasuma now" Said Kayano, Who for some reason was still hoping on one foot to another. "By the way where is he?" asked Mr. Karasuma, "Assassina-" "Oh he ruined the flowerbed so to make up for it, He's hosting a Assassination Tournament with a handicap." 'This Bitch-'

The three of you turn to look at Koro-Sensei who was tied to a branch, And moving at Mach 20, while the others were trying to stab him with spears, And stuff. 'The hell is this' You thought as you stared, At the scene in front of you. "You call this Assassination?!" Said P. Karasuma from behind you guys. "Wait, But according to Koro-Sensei's weak points." Nagisa says from next to Kayano. 

You pulled out your phone to take a video, Koro-Sensei was still taunting them. And then the branch snapped, ... There was silence for a few second, And then... "NOW! KILL HIM" the class chanted, As they ran after the rolling Koro-Sensei who was still tied up, "RATS!" he yelled as he began running- My mistake, Rolling for his life. "Too dangerous. Too dangerous. TOO DANGEROUS." he continuously cried out, While dodging spears for his life. "those notes might come in handy" says Kayano. "Yep" you agreed, Still recording with your phone. "yeah, I'll keep them" says Nagisa.

"E-y-Ehhh, WAIT- MY TENTACLES ARE TANGLED IN WITH THE ROPES!" cried Koro-Sensei, Who was still dodging spears. "WHY YOU-" he finally managed to break free "DAMN, He got away" said.. Okajima???, And jumped onto the roof, With you still recording "You will never get up here you lack the ability! HA HA DUMMIES!" he yelled. 

He then proceeded to pant from the narrow escape. 'Heh. lol' "I'm doubling tonight's homework" he said with a grim expression, 'Oh you motherfucker-' "SO PETTY" cried the class. he proceeded Mach 20 out of there. You could hear the class celebrating behind you, But then your phone began ringing the video telling you that your mother was calling . You stopped the video, And answered.

You - Hello?

Mom - I'm picking you up

You - Huh? but I still have school.

Mom - This is important, Ask your teacher to let you go home early.

You sighed, And looked down at your feet.

You - Alright, But this better be worth my time

Mom - Don't you DARE, Talk to your mother like that.

You - Oh yeah. Well goodbye. 

Mom - Hurry up.

You hung up with that. 'The hell should she need me for?. Is it that important to take me out of class.'

You walked of to the classroom to leave a note for Koro-Sensei, but instead you saw him standing there. "Oh, Hello Y/N" He greeted, "Hello" You answered. "Koro-Sensei. IS it okay if I go home early?. My mother is waiting at the school gates. She called me, And said It's important, So..." "Of course! I'll just tutor you tomorrow" "Ok."

You gathered all your stuff, And left the classroom. You sighed walking down the hill side, Knowing whatever your mother wants, Isn't going to be something good.

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Allo everyone. Sorry again for taking so long to post. Well hope you enjoyed . 

-ZX