as your baby explodes off the girls massive pepe shrek has blood dripping from his boy bussy
theres a knock on the door
you decide to answer it and you see a guy moonwalking
'hee hee'
'OMG ITS MICHAEL JACKSON' you scream he starts falling towards and grips onto his crotch and jumps up and keeps moonwalking
'm-michael?' he stops moonwalking and stares into shreks brown orbs
'shrek?'
shrek pov
Tears start to well up in my eyes. It was my ex-boyfriend michael.
*flashback*
My heart skipped a beat as I stared at him. He looked back at me and smiled. His chestnut orbs made me have butterflies. I felt my face turn red. He licked his lips at me and then turned away.
As soon as the bell rang he walked up to me and smirked. I felt lust flicker in his eyes. He slammed me onto the wall and unzipped his pants. The handsome boy flipped me over and I felt his throbbing schlong slide inside me. He thrusted roughly and I was a moaning mess. My climax was coming. 'My name is michael what about you..sussy boy?" He whispered into my ear.
That was it.
'AHHHHHH~! M-MICHAEL!' We both came at the same time and he pulled out.
'That was fun. Maybe I'll see you again.' He started moonwalking out the door.
*back to present*
he left me after that
i had to take care of that child all by myself
he is gonna get it real soon