Dsmp x reader. (Fluff and Smut🥴)

A "normal" vlogg... (The bench trio with girl reader)

I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE SMUT ABOUT THESE GUYS + BILLZO BECAUSE IT FEELS WIERD EVEN IF RANBOO IS 18 NOW OK?!!
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"TOMMY! GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING COW!"
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Now you may wonder what's happening, let me tell you
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1 hour erlier
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Today I was invited to join Tommy, Toby and Mark //Don't know if that's Ranboo's real name or not but I'm just gonna go with it🥴\\ and to be honest, I'm really nervous. I mean, being with just Tobbo and Ranboo can be a handful but the hole Trio? Then I'm like a mother to them //You guys are from 15 to 18 in this, m'kay?\\

Tommy messaged me yesterday asking if I'd like to join them on a trip to a farm and who am I to say no to that? So here I am, dressed in (WHAT EVER YOU WANT OK!) in a cap on my way to (farms name) to meet up with the guys.

In the message Tommy said that it was going to be a "normal" video with noting bad happening. Bullshit!

It's never normal when it comes to those guys and I don't think it's going to begin to be normal today.

Anyway, I just a arrived at the farm. First. Alone. Like always when it comes to them.
I'm probably going to wait for at least ten minutes.

I walk around the place and look around.

"Looking for something?"

I scream as I turn around to se who's voice it was, only to look straight into a black shirt. It so happens to be a 6'6 feet giant looking down at me.  //IF it happens you're as tall as him, just ignore the information and say you looked into a pair of black sunglasses, ok? Good👍🏻\\

"God, Ranboo! Do you want to kill me before the video? For all I know I'm going to die ether way today" I half yell at the stupid boy in front of me.

"Sorry, (Y/n). Didn't mean to give you such a big scare... wait, I did" he laughs at

I just flip him off and continue looking around, now with a giant next to me.

"Do you know what we're going to do here today?" I ask him, even though I don't look at him

"Yeah."

I turn an look at him, giving him a 'really' look.

"Are you going to share this information or are you just going to keep it for yourself?" I ask him, now stopping to look at him fully

He looks at me, though I can't see his eyes, and we continue to look at each other until he says "Look! There's Tommy and Tubbo" and walks away.

I stand there looking at the place Ranboo just stood at confused out of my mind about what just happened before turning around to greet my other friends

"HI (Y/N)!" Tommy says VERY loudly to me as I join them in front of the opening to the farm. That's when I notice he has his camera out and that his filming so I do the only thing I can think about...

"HI CADILLAC!"

He just looks at me before Turing back to Tubbo and Ranboo, ignoring me. But sad for him, both of the guys are laughing, and so am I.

"Sorry guys, I don't know where my FRIENDS went. I guess they haven't arrived yet. ANYWAY let's go look in this farmhouse that's behind us" he says to the camera before turning to the farm doors

Me, Tubbo and Ranboo look at each other before following him inside.

Tommy told me in the message that he talked to the owner about this so we're suppose to get a little tour around here and saying 'hi' to all the animals.

Once we get inside we se Tommy and another person talking, camera down. It's very big in here, and it's not even here the animals are. They're further in it outside.

"Welcome to (Farms name). I'm going to show you around here and let you meet some of the animals."  By now Tommy has the camera up again when the farmer tells us this.

The he continues to explain somethings about the farm and it's background and some rules they have //I'm to lazy to write this ok? It's soon 11.00 pm where I live\\

We walk around a little on our own while filming until we find some pigs. 

"They're so cuuute!!!" I squeal as I see them and walk closer to them. As I do this one baby comes closer to me.

I reach my and and pets it after it smelled my hand while Tubbo says "There super cute but I think cows are cuter. They are my top second animal after bees."

I laugh a little at his comment as we continue to look around the farm and some of the animals food... until we go outside where the cows are... aka where the chaos happens.

"Hey Ranboo! Can you film me and this cow together?" Tommy asks really excited. It's actually funny how happy both him and Tubbo seem to be around the cows.

Ranboo answers with a 'sure' and takes the camera form Tommy.

Tommy goes and stands next to the cow, as it eats on some of the grass.

"Here we see a wild cow in the middle of nowhere and I have no id— Ranboo, turn the camera back!"

While Tommy has his little act about being lost Ranboo turned around and filmed that we were like 20 meters from the farmhouse.

Both me and Tubbo laugh at this but then I see that the cow that Tommy stood next to had turned around a little and pulled it's tail up, as it's about to pee.

"TOMMY! GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING COW!" I yell out but it's to late.

The cow pees all over Tommy's left pant leg. He jumps back in surprise but it wasn't fast enough. Ranboo filmedthe hole thing while me, Tubbo and him were in a shock of what just happened.

"BLODDY HELL!" Tommy yells as he laughs. I don't know if I should be afraid or laugh too. But one things for sure.

This was no 'normal' vlogg and it's never going to be.
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I know it's bad but I try🥴 I'll try to update tomorrow too. Maybe some lemon, who knows?😏 ANYWAY please comment what you though about this❤️

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