I was in my bed, cosplaying as catnip evderdumb when i got a sussy text. "We're no strangers to love~" WHAT IN THE 17.5 TAP DANCES WAS GOING ON?!?!?!??! Y/N WAS A STRANGER TO LOVE, BUT ALAS- WHAT IF LOVE WAS A STRANGER TO THEM GASP GASP UWU.
And then they woke up, in their 54th husband's arms. Their husband was a really ugly person who's eyebrows curled in like swiss cheese. Their husband cradled them like a Thanksgiving turkey, about to toss Y/N into the oven. AND THEN THEY DID OMG OMG. HUSBAND WAS ACTUALLY WITCH WOMAN FROM CACA RUN KINGDOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh.
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Light brightened Y/N's brain power and sussy stuff happened. THEY WERE IN CACA RUN KIGDOM ODMEPDOFSKDDMSSjg. Anfd they weren't alone rlly hot veldergrath cookie stood beside them, showcasing his hot waffle abs.
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And then they woke up.
