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shithead 😍😍😍

sapnap
YOU ARE SUCH A DUMB FUCKING WHORE

khai
hmmm

sapnap
NO BCS GENUINELY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

khai
i'm trying really hard to think ab what ur referring to and failing
i've been marginally less tumultuous this month
i'm in a stable relationship and everything

sapnap
NOT FOR FUCKING LONG YOU GLORIFIED SACRIFICAL FLESH

khai
did u get word of the day toilet paper or smthn
usually big words r a struggle for u 😕

sapnap
unfunny ugly untalented unwanted

khai
oh god
r u on ur period????

sapnap
ur doing long distance w sam?????
worst idea you've ever had and i was there for christmas
you've only been together four months are you insane

khai
he is a whole college student!!
i start my masters program in fall!!
those are both too big to sacrifice
we're gonna make it work

sapnap
if i wasn't ur awesome talented best friend i'd say doubtful

khai
but...?

sapnap
tbd

khai
where's ur faith?? we survived christmas and we weren't even together

sapnap
sam survived christmas it was actually just all your fault

khai
yeah but it's summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! forgive and forget

sapnap
it's may 🤨

khai
summer!!

sapnap
ridiculous
it's your last summer with sam... before you're split up forever

khai
we're both rich u shithead
he has that pretty privilege streamer money
jas told my dad he was a cam boy 👎👎

sapnap
is jas single

khai
she's still gay
you ask this very often to not know that she's a lesbian by now

sapnap
i hold onto hope 🥺🥺🥺

khai
hold onto my dick

sam <3

khai
three days till d-day!!
might jump off a bridge

sam
D-day??
Like dick day or something?

khai
no???? r u stupid????
doomsday 🤨🤨🤨

sam
i was gonna say it was a coincidence that your first psychiatrist session was on this so called dick day
but it makes more sense for you to call the psychiatrist thing doomsday

khai
i'm horrified

sam
bcs of the psychiatrist?

khai
bcs of what you just wrote 😔😔😔😔

sam
alternatively, my term ends in a week!! and then my flight is the saturday

khai
awesome!!!! sapnap is upset we're doing long distance as if we haven't been doing it already for a month already

sam
he's a horrific third wheel
we need to get him a girlfriend

khai
we really do 😕😕

twitter 🤨

khaidoesntdream
what if khai did dream though??

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dreamwastaken
i mean i'm surprised but sure 😏

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awesamdude
that's not funny dream

khaidoesntdream
ftr i don't wanna do dream 😔 he's smelly and i hate him and i'm taken it was a username pun guys

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dreamwastaken
harsh

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sapnap
hey don't even worry about it dude i have this friend you'd love his name is george

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georgenotfound
we aren't friends

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dreamwastaken
we could be more than friends baby

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georgenotfound
i'm going to be sick

an
i missed y'all so so much <3

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 23, 2022 ⏰

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